Super comfy new pantoufles! Thanks @sbenn70.bsky.social ❤️

I feel your pain. I switched to Verizon after our xfinity was out for a WEEK.

Catstuck

❤️

And yeah, you got bubonic plague, plague
But a purple heart is all the rage, rage
Nobody likes an earthquake, Craig, Craig
It's just a vision that you'll have to trust

I turn 50 in a bit.

Shit.

I love it!

Just found time to read it today. Absolutely loved it, thank you!

Good grief. What are these teen moms going to feed their babies and how are they going to access healthcare and also what jobs will be available to them other than joining the fucking military?

Katie Miller had her first child at 29, as far as I can tell.

I know I called it out a month ago, but the Duolingo chicken is still serving Paul Shane Ted Bovis realness.

Arkansas DoorDash lady is my new spirit animal.

Fervent Catholic convert commits heresy on TV, also destroys all Irony Meters in existence.

This is super British style spring weather, I’m kind of into it.

Heads you Hungary, tails you Swalwell. I’m tired.

Too god not to share.

Just did my best ever drum performance of The Mockturtles’ Can You Dig It just now in my house so I’m retiring.

Just gunna turn on Scott Walker's The Drift and walk into the nuclear glare. BRB.

Hey John! <3

🥶

She has concerns.

This was my last pic of her. Sweet baby angel! 👼

There is a 0% chance that Morrissey with show up to headline a beach festival, and if he does the smell of the hotdog carts will cause him to cancel. Put the Manic Street Preachers as headliners - we could use some Marxist-Situationist posturing as a culture!

I would LOVE to see the Manics on stage with Morrissey, EMF and Silversun Pickups.

I'm so sorry for you both, and for Zoey. She's been in my life so long that it feels weird to know she's gone to a better place, but I'm glad she was able to be with you and go so peacefully. So much love to you and Ron 🩷

World's oldest known land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, dies at age 193 Jonathan the tortoise, the world's longest-living known land animal, has died at an estimated 193 years old, according to his caretaker.

Almost 200 year old tortoise looks around the planet and just cannot be arsed any more.

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Today in Baffling Music Festival Curation

The dictionary definition of a thankless task, I imagine!

Oooh I have a ticket to Mclusky on Monday apparently!!

Our cleaners’ approach to tidying remains eccentric.