I have awoken to the thought of "there's got to be an American non binary person who has called themselves spunk, right?"

Lads I just got an advert for YouTube shorts on tik tok

Omg congratulations!

So according to my wife, over on xiaohongshu they are making jokes about deepseek and openai being in a d/s relationship and deepseek being the top

Satellites are super important for weather forecasting and have likely saved many lives from disaster weather events, is the main one that jumps to mind tbh

I'm trying to stay away from all the shit but I just wanted to say it's fucking unhinged how the anti trans order is worded in a way that is so explicitly anti abortion adjacent - and that no one is talking about that in favour of making dunks about how "we all start off female"

Can someone advise on how to comfort a loved one when they're upset about something that physically cannot happen, without sounding like an arsehole

My wife cried hard last night at the idea of us having a baby without any family support. Quote: "when you're pregnant I want your mum there and my mum there and everyone to help us with cooking and everything"

Did my tax return like a good girl. I'm a proper grown up

I think it probably feels too quick when you already own all the stuff from last year. Imagine coming in fresh and trying to get all of it. I bet it wouldn't feel too quick then

Can imagine a jk tweet with the most incredibly antisemitic magic spell imaginable

This would have been a peak question to ask on twitter in 2015

Do you reckon jewish wizards in the harry potter universe get circumcised with a magic spell

Omg it's snowing

Is there a word for sans serif which is a word on its own. Like cis and trans instead of cis and not cis

May have been the worst prediction I've ever made

I remember being very drunk on nye 2019 and telling someone "2020, new decade, going to be your year. Going to be my year. The best year of all our lives"

How do we know we're not just bots on a dead social media platform left to rot.

The main complaint seems to be they didn't find it funny without the kids being chaos but that was never why I found outnumbered funny in the first place

People really hated the outnumbered special but I really loved it and I'm so confused about the hate?

You can tell america is stupid because their idea of a smart kid is someone who does well at spelling bees

Why does someone's nose change when they are pregnant and how can I make it happen on demand

They should do advent calendars but for the other months

special place in hell for people who make christmas tik tok dances with their gran this year

Anyway my main takeaway from the final episode was that the final shot has James corden doing the same smile he does when someone asks for a selfie in the street and it looks so bad

One half of my family is Welsh and the other half of my family is from essex and it's actually upsetting how relatable gavin and Stacey is. Literally have family members just like the characters

2025 is the year of reconnecting with people, so friends expect a text in the next few weeks

4 of my favourite photos of the year

Okay everyone fill in the blank:

"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy ______"

Judge: "I sentence you to 2 years in prison for kissing someone without telling them you're trans"
Me: "omg you think I pass 😍"