What, ME?

Caicedo's a great player, but trying to act innocent there is fucking laughable.

Everything about Chelsea is distasteful.

I love Arsenal SO much. My club. My heart.

Wrighty is all of us. I'm so emotional right now.

ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

Haha, this, absolutely.

WTAF?! 😂

Butt Apple

My five year old daughter thinks Butt Apple is one of the greatest things she's ever seen.

That'll do, lads.

What the fuck? So stamping on someone is okay as long as you don't do it TOO hard?

GET THE FUCK IN

STERLING ASSIST KLAXON

Yeah - what was that about?

Ah yes, I'll bookmark this post for exactly that scenario. 😂

Yeah. He did well for the goal.

Sterling starts?! Does Arteta WANT to lose the game...?

I jest, I jest.

Mostly.

But also 😥

😂

Strikers are overrated anyway.

The boy's attire on said walk...

@tottenhamhotspur.com Out for a lunchtime walk on a beautiful sunny day with my boy, and we saw this massive pile of shit. Made us think of you. Love and kisses! Xx

Lol at messaging Steve! 2018...Jebus.

It's a beautiful thing. 😍

Get the feeling we might see a lot of the word "humble" in the coverage. 😂

That is absolutely fucking beautiful. Glad we managed to stay humble...and give them a 5-1 kicking. Wow. ♥️

As an American, kudos for "wanker".

Well, I mean, he's clearly utterly unbeatable. Absolutely rock solid.

I've obviously reverse jinxed him now...

@arseblog.com Lol, I forgot we fixed the user handles.

Jordan Pickford and his tiny arms.

@arseblog Exclusive picture of Jordan Pickford preparing for today's game: