you don't have to slam a car door, you can just push it shut

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

I think everything between Exodus and Samuel is pretty lacking but then it really picks up again

people of the past talk about apples as if they're food but I don't feel that way about apples today

is there supposed to be nutrition in apples or are they just sugary water

cup of rice and can of beans makes a man healthy valid and seen

it feels like as a society we're all stuck in a bus driving toward a cliff and all of our leaders are doing everything in their power to press the gas pedal harder

I'm not investing in stocks I'm buying lentils and rice

I'm becoming culturally mesopotamian. making mud bricks, eating lentils, that kind of thing.

doordash on sundays so you don't have to go to chic fil a

times are tough I just downloaded an app for my gas station to save money at the pump

the bible is a cool collection of ancient stories but believing it's factual makes you an insane person. like really fucking insane. just because it's common doesn't make it any less insane.

she scourging on my pillar

I'm visibly not an easter celebrator

the greeter at hobby lobby said happy easter to everyone except me

I like how in parable of the sower nobody pays attention to the news because they know it's all lies, it's not even worth knowing what the lies are

it's called escargot because they got cargo

are they called slugs because they LUG an S around

I love this album

I think the most eco friendly water bottle is that gatorade you bought half a year ago and keep refilling

Experimenting with visualizations. Imagination maxing. So on.

this is very biblical because the prophet Elijah did this to royalty and it worked 👍

didn't make sense not to live for fun

buying all the fluoride teeth products because I'm not afraid

I eat popcorn like a shelter dog

we need to kill AI with hammers

girls take collagen to get more knowledge in

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

just saw an ad that said "the rich taste of tomatoes" and thought it was describing what rich people taste like

propaganda already popping off