I DONT WANNA BE A PWINCESS IM AWWEADY A ROYAL FAILURE

auww... i don't wike papewwowk...

I've never experienced adoption before... I would be ever so very grateful to be given such opportunity!

I'm ƎNA!

] THEYRE BOTH?HER ???

they'we all mad at me because i lied......

Thank you kindly, goodly sir!

[ Face scrunching up like she's going to cry again ]

[ Staring at it for a few moments, ]

... What's my forecast?

Understood!

[ Holding perfectly still like a statue ]

? What are you doing 😊?

May I request for your name, my plum-pigmented pal?

I'm really perfectly alright, but you have my most sincerest of thanks! Your helpfulness is humbly appreciated.

] Yeah I Bet.

[ . . . Not entirely sure why she did this in the first place but she's not stopping? ]

] haha. she keysmashed the word ass

Ah! Is that truly so...?

i'm no good at having fun... i wuin EVEWYTHING.....

Well, fun is often quite the elusitive experience, isn't it?

n( sniffle ) nnoooo... evewyone awways YEWWS at me...

[ Immediately pacified? However instead of crying she bites its hand. Gently. Like a kitten ]

,

[ Face slooowly scrunching up like a small child about to cry ]

What do I do?

... ouh... i don't know... i don't do ANYTHING... im too USEWESS...

That would be myself!

I thought it would be most effective to provide solidifiable proof!

[ Making this noise virtually unprompted ]

[ Mirroring his shrug. ]

Hmm? Was it something I said?

[ Sitting back up abruptly and without warning ]

Please accept my humblest apologies for such an outburst!

[ Absolutely fucking devastated, ] THEY'WE GOING TO SEND ME TO HELL BEFOWE I DIE.

. . . I've never visited! I ought to begin studifying the language!