While I admire Numbers for its avant garde anti-narrative aspirations, it’s still kind of a flop.

Suzy I’ve worked in courts for many years and not a day has gone by when one hasn’t lied to me, and often about me.

Feanor Public Relations are here to help make your arrogant and hubristic dreams come true. Do you want to make the slow corruption of the world all about your petty concerns and hurt thousands in the process, well we’ve got you covered.

I can’t even remember the Martian film (or book) well enough to dunk on Weir. All I recall is that it felt like the kind of half-baked SF concept that Aaron Sorkin would make up for a TV show about movie production.

*moves goalposts*

“Well it could have been better.”

Maybe it’s just been a really tough 15 years for me, but Give Me Everything is far better than it has any right to be. How did anyone make a nostalgic leaning maudlin EDM synth bop, and how did it work?

I think I may have come round to thinking that Give Me Everything is good actually. “Grab somebody sexy, tell em hey” is a brilliantly simple distillation of what the music was about. It shouldn’t work but it does.

The first rule…is that no one talks to anyone. They just yearn. Sweatily.

I’m slowly approaching the foothills of Mount Muscle, but I summitted the peak of Mount nerd sometime between my third degree, board game club and my second central Asian history tour.

The work by AJ O’Neill - 36 panels A Hollywood Hills house in a red sunset

Kyle’s voice on the phone: And I was like, just cause it happens on your island doesn’t mean you had ANYTHING to do with it. Just ask Gilligan! Caption: LOS ANGELES

Kyle’s voice on the phone: Nah. G has it since the merger. Otherwise you KNOW i’d be all OVER that shit. Yeah. Fuckin’ wokelahoma piece of shit… Caption: Tonight A car’s headlights swing into the drive beside the house in the Hollywood Hills

Kyle’s voice on the phone: Nah man I’ve gone home first. Got an ayahuasca vape for the screening. Ha. Yeah The car screeches into the drive outside the house, lights flooding the pool and hallway.

Hello dear Bluhski

I have spent the last 24 hours frenziedly drawing this lil comic inspired by my rage about a certain situation involving a certain beloved TV show that has had a certain treatment at a certain network. I would love if you read it and if you enjoy it, tell me n share it pls 🙏🏻 xxx

Also (as mentioned within) what trans people face maps onto the struggles ADHD people face accessing healthcare, and how the NHS bureaucracy is used to launder the prejudices of ministers and those who influence them.

How To Ban Conversion Therapy YouTube video by Philosophy Tube

I’ve fallen in and out of love with Philosophy Tube’s videos over the years, but for any British people interested in the people who are influencing the (LABOUR!?!) government’s transphobia and what they want for all of us next this is a powerful and worrying video. youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...

She wasn’t even hiding it well though. Every track is “you bitches all suck, especially you [drops very specific detail about a real person] I’ll kill you ho”. Even setting everything we know about her aside she’s still clearly fucking mental.

Listening to Roman Reloaded for the first time in a decade and I have to wonder how did Nicki have this many enemies in 2012? Bet she wishes she saved more of her killer bars for when people really hated her.

Have they even had a board meeting yet? They’ve obviously fucked the peace part, but if they take some decent minutes it’ll be a 50% success. /s

Questions the pod immediately answered in the worst way possible.

I’m sorry he followed this girl home to Why-gan (classic Michael pronunciation of Wigan btw)!?! That’s 200 miles. In England that’s an insane distance to travel at that age. How did he afford it? Where did he stay? I have so many questions.

Why won’t people come out on the streets?
Well Bibi, if I had to guess they probably fear that if they did that you’d indiscriminately scatter them with enough munitions to turn them into soup.

Either I’ve secretly passed a threshold of hotness and I’m now in eye contact club, or Thursday is slutty cruising night at my gym. I’m going to guess it’s the latter.

Is “National Women’s Day” the wartime original staring Elizabeth Taylor?

“Do you mind not bringing up Mr Hitler’s attitude towards the Jews, this is a serious discussion about the liberty of Poland!”

Sleeveless t shirt with a knight on it and the text “defend the public library”

Ok Instagram marketing algorithm, you win this round.

Woooh etc king

I agree, but whereas previously I felt he was just doing a bad impression of being an artist, the lyrics on this record feel like he’s actively trying to say nothing.

Sadly it’s not an album of apertures.

If only he’d met General Chang 3 films earlier.

If they don’t listen to podcasts, who will?

“Ridley told friends she was proud of the party”.

That’s what it’s really about. They wanted to be part of an organisation that didn’t embarrass them, without thinking that those of us who found their bullshit equally embarrassing would just take ourselves elsewhere.

I try to avoid commenting on politics anymore because she’s too depressing, but since I’ve been banging this drum for 15 years I feel I’ve earned the right to be a little smug. Labour doesn’t own its voters and can’t treat them with contempt.