Trump starting a war just to say he ended another war isn't going to get him a peace prize, but I bet he's going to make that argument.

There are days I feel like Bartleby. #lawyerlife

"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" - Unknown, often attributed to Sinclair Lewis (1885-1951)

Has anyone else seen the conservatives that are simultaneously mad at Democrats for the government being shut down and are also celebrating the fact that the government is shut down because "we don't need it"? #doublethink #crazypills #governmentshutdown

Fingers crossed for the rapture 🤞

If Fox News is telling you not to watch the mainstream media because they lie to you, and Fox News is the most watched news network, aren't they kinda telling on themselves?

This timeline is so busted. The fact that I actually had to search if Melania Trump was threatening to sue Hunter Biden to determine whether it was real or not and it was in fact real makes me so sad. I feel like I understand why I don't see tabloids anymore, it's because we're living in one.

Let's go Brandon merch was weird. Alligator Alcatraz merch is sadistic. #AlligatorAlcatraz #trump #weirdandgross

If anyone has the mental capacity for pranks today, I'm happy for you, but please leave me out of them. Doesn't feel funny when everything's a joke right now.

The night before the bar exam feels a lot like the night before Christmas if you had to fight a bear before you opened your presents.

I guess it's 3 nickels now...

Absolutely delusional.

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

Chris, was proud to support you as a Viking when I heard you were into the same nerd stuff I was. Even more proud to support you now as you become a voice for what's right in our world. Lok-tar from 614.

If I had a nickel for each time a person who holds a speaking position at CPAC threw a nazi salute, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Damn that's crazy, I didn't know Steve Bannon was autistic too.

So glad that the cheeto chuds don't have something to gloat about. 🍁🏆

Also kinda gross that ESPN is using so many 'miracle on ice' comparisons as if we aren't the bad guys in this one.

Watching a bunch of tough guys simp for Elon is hilarious to me. Remember when Elon was scared to fight Zuckerberg? #clownshow #elon #circus

Elmo is just casually calling people the R word and that doesn't seem to bother anyone?

Has Musk changed his clothes since the inauguration or is this just his new supervillain look? #electaclownexpectacircus

Trump said we're going to level the Gaza strip and build 'the Riviera of the Middle East'.

Nothing like casually committing war crimes in the name of real estate development. #stopgenocide #trump #gaza #wtf

Aren't these the same people that lost their minds when they changed the green m&m?

So we gave the keys to the largest fighting force on Earth to a drunk Christian Nationalist. I hate it here. #hegseth

Reproductiverights.gov has been taken offline. Project 2025 is in full swing.

Fascists gonna fascist.

This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…

It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.

Kids these days will never know the joys of trying to fly with only a Skymall magazine and batteries in your gameboy that die 30 minutes into a 4 hour flight. #travel #flight #satire

Happiest when traveling.

Aaron Rodgers is a clown.