It’s either that or I broke a bone

Yall I think I have gout in my big toe. 🤦🏾‍♂️ what type of shit is this

When all else fails, just remember to keep breathing.

I tell you what; today has not started off on a good note for me. The temptation to just get back in bed and try again tomorrow is strong.

Good morning, have a blessed day. If you want to make it a productive day that’s your business.

I plan on having a great weekend. Hit the dispensary and the liquor store and got enough charcoal to grill a whole cow. I ain’t stepping a toe past my property line til Monday.

Outside bugs stay outside; ain’t nothing but death and despair for you behind these walls.

Me everyday. Then unfortunately responsibilities come knocking.

I done seen about 4 wasp make it into my house the last two days. I have a live and let live policy for spiders in my house but not no damn wasps. Now I gotta treat my whole yard and every nook and cranny in this bitch.

LabCorp is the bane of my existence; however it’s better than sitting in a doctors office waiting room.

I swear I hate going on dickhead missions. Total waste of my time and energy. Could’ve stayed in the house for all this

Every year around tax time I do.

Does anybody actually feel like an adult?

It’s a good night to grill and be outside. I’ll save the outside part for the weekend. Too many bugs out right now cause I’ve been too trifling to treat my yard.

Got a new grill today, more suitable for a two person household. Now I can finally covert my other grill to a fire pit like it’s suppose to be.

It feels like summer today so you know what that means??? Time to light the grill.

Life is good.

I can only enjoy watching baseball when I’m stoned. I can’t explain it

We are in the middle of an active war and that fool is at a UFC fight.

That was a random thought I had whole I’m listening to Hood Pope.

I don’t use hardcore drugs but I get it. Not for me, but I do get it. That addiction creeps up on you fast. Never see it coming. No time to react; it’s always too late.

Smoking alone tonight. Smoking buddy might be done for good.

Boy that light roast be kicking my ass. I finished drinking my coffee around 12 and I’m still hype

There comes a point where you can’t keep explaining yourself to people. You’ve said it, you’ve clarified it, you’ve given it more than enough space, and if it’s still not understood, that’s no longer confusion, that’s CHOICE.

Came back to boobies everywhere. To be highly favored

Insomnia is back. Got damn it

Should be drowning this time of night.

Why am I still up? No idea but here I am.

I’m not really pro-dispensary but I’m also not anti-dispensary. It’s just cool to be able to go to one. They just be taxing like shit.

Hitting the dispensary tomorrow!!! Only because my guys quality took a hit since I took a break.