Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

dad games being back is a recession indicator

going to start referring to games where a grizzled hero protects a defenseless child as "Yoshi's Island-em-ups"

Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode YouTube video by Taskmaster

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...

The Greatest Video Game Dialogue Ever Written ™️

I love this game all the more for it, especially with the MD/Gen version and its scrunched up speech samples.

https://www.tumblr.com/definitelynotdakota/813597613020643328?source=share

gimmick kreia letterboxd account where i leave two reviews of the same movie, my opinions in each completely opposite to one another and fundamentally contradictory, and never acknowledging that i'm doing this

Sometimes, I feel like ScummVM has outgrown its name. Well, actually, I felt like ScummVM outgrew its name like a decade ago, and at this point... it's *way* beyond it.

Black and white picture of OCP officer Alex Murphy

Good Friday. Time to remember a man who died and returned days later to save us all.

Transfer Point is a modern adventure game made with 40-year-old software Something old, something new.

Transfer Point is a modern adventure game made with 40-year-old software

Apple turns 50 today 💻

The iconic Apple II became home to countless software breakthroughs. "The Print Shop" let anyone create posters, cards & more from home 🖨️

Celebrate software preservation⤵️ archive.org/details/The_...

#Apple #Apple50 #AppleII #HomeComputing #VintageComputing

A CRT on top of a 90s PC (with floppy disk) showing the Trans Pride Flag

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility!
We're everywhere and we're cool.

Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

they're calling it the most normal way to present evidence of corporate sabotage of all time.

A yellow dragon mascot stands beside a treasure chest and juggles purple balls.

Hyoga is a juggling yellow dragon from Hamamatsu City. He is an evil dragon because he eats his roommate's ice cream without permission.

rules to see mainstream publications picking this very obviously true line up and running with it

That was UNCALLED for. You mug people, great, you need the dough, but you SHOW some RESPECT.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Fig. 1 for the ages

A screenshot from The Dagger of Amon Ra. The dialog box reads: "It’s too heavy. You don’t have room for it in your purse. It’s not yours. You can’t do anything with the shovel. You have more important things to do than use the shovel. Besides, the shovel is rusted into place."

Modern games: [invisible wall]

Retro games: A six-point presentation on why you are unworthy of this shovel.

A selection of press quotes about Rosewater. Gameffine - 97 “Rosewater is the best point-and-click adventure game I’ve played this decade...a tour de force of the genre” Checkpoint Gaming - 8.5/10 "Rosewater is an epic point-and-click Western adventure that will satisfy fans of both genres" Adventure Game Hotspot - 90 "Rosewater’s sharpshooting lies with its wonderful production value and freedom of choice in this A selection of press quotes about Rosewater. Gameffine - 97 “Rosewater is the best point-and-click adventure game I’ve played this decade...a tour de force of the genre” Checkpoint Gaming - 8.5/10 "Rosewater is an epic point-and-click Western adventure that will satisfy fans of both genres" Adventure Game Hotspot - 90 "Rosewater’s sharpshooting lies with its wonderful production value and freedom of choice in this character-driven Western" Voxelsmash - 8/10 "Rosewater is a beautiful hand-drawn trek through the Wild West" 33bits - 90 "Rosewater is a gold mine, both literally and figuratively" Entertainium "If you were looking for a solid adventure which nicely expands the singular world of Lamplight City, Rosewater delivers" Ragequit.gr - 90 "Rosewater is an epic adventure that will be etched in your mind and heart" Press Play Media - 8.7/10 "Rosewater is a journey more than worth taking, especially for fans of narrative-driven adventures" MonsterVine - 4/5 With a great presentation, interesting puzzles, and a good cast of characters, it’s worth taking a look at" VulgarKnight "An Elegant, Meaningful and Cinematic Aroma" VICE "If you’re looking for a charming, dynamic adventure through the Western Frontier, strap in those boots and saddle up" AdventureGamers - 100 "Rosewater is a modern classic, a story of how one may find and form a family through road trip exploits" RPGFan - 90 "Rosewater is truly an impressive achievement among point-and-click games" PC Gamer - 78 "Western point-and-click Rosewater is a worthwhile journey"

Well I'll be! ROSEWATER is one year old today!

My original plan was to release an update with developer commentary, but I've been way too busy working on my new game. So instead, I'm going to do an all day AMA!

Ask anything about the game, the development process, or whatever else!

Games Done Quick's long, difficult journey to a better gaming future

aftermath.site/games-done-qui...

Baseball is a solved game. The optimal strategy is to hit a home run every at bat.

your sweet old grey haired mother is looking at you saying 'i love you, even if you are a bad, bad boy.'

the king of chicago, screenshot, amiga (1987) www.retrovideogamer.co.uk/king-of-chic...

me: if you watch the harry potter streaming series you are a bad person. you personally should feel bad and reconsider the life choices that brought you to this moment and the values you purport to live by

you: i agree. i do not support anyone who funds hate crimes

me: what hate crimes

I’m at ICE HQ