Train your eyes to see beyond.

#7syllablesentence #train

Brb creating a new branch of humanities called humanaughties

Words
Drip,
Drip,
Dripping down from
The Inky Void
Spilling onto the
Canvas of Death
Revealing
Rejuvenation
Reincarnation
A tiny island
Surrounded by
Creation Incarnate
Inspiring gods
Banishing demons
A yellow brick road
Out of Nothingness
Sweet Mother
Nursed, Nurtured
Two hearts beat as one
~Union~

Theater etiquette question: how much “wooing” is too much? Is there an amount or is that silly to ask

*shows up to a Pilates class*

Me: Hello, Pilatay people!

*A thousand springs all groan in unison*

Good morning, good eggs! 🥚 🌞 ☕️

I hope you all have an enjoyable day. I am looking forward to tomorrow. Why? B/c the candy will be marked down & I’m that misfit person who ♥️s licorice. Hehe. 😜 It’s a treat I look forward to every year! Okay, love to all of you. ♥️

🎶 Love Island - Fat Boy Slim 🎶

Which lucky niece or nephew will find the one egg full of Uncle [Sic]’s expired meds this year

Also, how is twitter? Are there spaces there that aren’t insane? My wife is going to be getting an account so she can use it for work/marketing her books and I wanted to see what it was like too (since I’ve been off it about 3 months after Elon took over)

How is this app since the change in leadership? Any better?

He’s eating the moon!

He has risen!

He’s still rising!

He’s in outer space!

He just high fived the astronauts on Artemis II!

What if the real version was “and this is my dank ass shit, smoke of it, and experience a small taste of what it’s like to be me 24/7” and the translators were like “no”

Nothing quite like spending Easter Sunday getting higher than Jesus, just as He intended

I keep bouncing back and forth from this app and existential nihilism! How have you been??

who up experiencing spaghettification

Have you ever had your subconscious hijack a wandering thought and use it to start a conversation with your conscious? It is very wild

they say “between the anus and genitals” way too many times in the jardiance commercial

They’re just making up for the unfortunate lack of that phrase in every other commercial

i wanna see the CEO of Captain Crunch Berries eat a spoonful of Captain Crunch Berries without wincing

what would you do for a slightly used klondike bar

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Gander

Let me take a peek
Let me take a gander
Walk on the wild side with me
Through sticky sapped up maple trees
Slowly release their sugary sweet
Let’s lick up this delightful treat
Let’s see take a hike
Through the woods & over the hills
Slick past post bituminous spills
Let’s trek, let’s bike

Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it

It’s also very tough trying to figure out what to do or say when raising little ones.

I’m told “fuck” is often not appropriate but fuck if it isn’t funny.

The craziest thing about taking breaks from social media is coming back on to a world that is very different.

The months often feel like years.

The year is 2027.

I’m watching college basketball.

It’s a close game.

That doesn’t matter.

I’ve got $5,000 running on what happens on the next play The game doesn’t matter. Just this play.

The player who has the ball is a stakes owner in the gambling service I’m using.

Life is weird.

Who knew right. Not I, said the brown cow as he hedged his bets on the opening market a week from Monday.

<what feels like weeks later to *everything ever*>

So being a stay at home dad of two kids is slightly different (i.e. busier and more demanding) than being a stay at home dad of one kid, but the reward of seeing both of them smile so msg times is just permanently etched in my mind. Best job ever.

Silksong difficulty spiking for me rn once you get the ability to silk thread through your own needle and then shoot out to propel yourself forward like some kind of airplane

On a side note I wish I could gain that ability. To weave.

Maybe I should become a seammister

The Virgin Mary, of course, I mutter to myself weeks later because my brain just finally realized if I don’t specify which Mary and so hell it could be some other random chosen Mary