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Posts by Eel Splatterson

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I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit

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teenager or that we need to “listen to black women” when Kamala Harris promises to murder the most poor people. Idk if you’re presenting such flawed logic from a place of ignorance or to intentionally mislead people but either way it’s nonsense.

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You post isolated, unsubstantiated accounts of something bad that supposedly and use it as grounds to condemn an organization of thousands of people. It’s the same line of thought that has people say that the Cuban people should abandon their revolution because Che said something racist as a

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Every socialist org is a sex cult! Marxism is the gateway to pedophilia! I am very smart

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Evidence?

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They’re gonna parade of some pixelated 10 year old self referential collage of tweets.

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I too can go online and make up random stuff to say

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Liberals and anarchists hate PSL more than they hate conservatives

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

The group who is most well organized, has spent years developing the most sound political orientation, and has been preparing for months to respond is doing the best job responding. 😮

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I started reading a book written by someone I knew and the romantic interest was basically the author inserted into the story. The protagonist just kept going on about how amazing the romantic interest was. Had to 🛑

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@cheekface.bsky.social Merch idea? 👀

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I got this cool lil notebook from one of my favorite bands, Sculpture Club, and it has all the tabs and chords for their second album.

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Stop embarrassing yourself

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Mayor Sid Edwards wants to illegally reallocate funds that the people of Baton Rouge voted to designate to the libraries. Show up to the metro council meeting on Wednesday 3/12 at 4pm (get there early... TikTok video by eelsplatterson

#batonrouge #louisiana #library

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At first I thought this was gonna be about Shrek joining the military

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infant car seat full of hot dogs

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"infant car seat full of hot dogs" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo stylization

"infant car seat full of hot dogs" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo stylization

you will now hear this tweet

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Am I correct in assuming that I can obtain a disc at the live show?

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Every music genre [classic rock, ska] is represented on the new Cheekface album

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I’m trying down here 😭

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Not yet but yr on thin ice 😒

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Being in a band where people actually WANT to play music is one of the greatest feelings in the world

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I really hope y’all aren’t fooling around. Cheekface ska would be huge.

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6 panel comic
1. A nelson egg stands in a doctors office with both hands holding what would be called the crotch area of a person but this is just an egg with arms and legs but you get what I mean. The nelson egg says, "you gotta help me, doc. I can't make it stop!"
2. The doctor, another nelson egg holding a clipboard, stands by the door and says, "I'm so tired of you. See another doctor for this."
3. Closeup of the nelson egg still holding their crotch saying, "please...what is this?"
4. From outside the room, the doctor is walking away and the door is wide open. Inside the room, the nelson egg is shouting "what the fuck?" and has moved their hands to their head area. Their crotch is, for lack of a better word, pouring onto the floor like, I don't know...syrup? 
5. The door is swinging shut and you can see the nelson egg is still pouring onto the floor from the crotch. The rest of the egg is noticeably thinner as more of their mass is poured out.
6. The door is fully shut now but the poured out nelson egg is oozing under it out into the hallway.

6 panel comic 1. A nelson egg stands in a doctors office with both hands holding what would be called the crotch area of a person but this is just an egg with arms and legs but you get what I mean. The nelson egg says, "you gotta help me, doc. I can't make it stop!" 2. The doctor, another nelson egg holding a clipboard, stands by the door and says, "I'm so tired of you. See another doctor for this." 3. Closeup of the nelson egg still holding their crotch saying, "please...what is this?" 4. From outside the room, the doctor is walking away and the door is wide open. Inside the room, the nelson egg is shouting "what the fuck?" and has moved their hands to their head area. Their crotch is, for lack of a better word, pouring onto the floor like, I don't know...syrup? 5. The door is swinging shut and you can see the nelson egg is still pouring onto the floor from the crotch. The rest of the egg is noticeably thinner as more of their mass is poured out. 6. The door is fully shut now but the poured out nelson egg is oozing under it out into the hallway.

Always fun to come up with medical emergencies for nelson eggs. #webcomic

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😳

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I saw some ad for an adult swim show about magic mushrooms that looked fairly compelling

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

TikTok is making me interested in Bey Blades. 🫣

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I’m trying not to be a hater these days but I inadvertently ended up in a fashioncore show and it was no better than it was 20 years ago. Nostalgia is a poison.

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Maybe professional wrestling like Cyndi Lauper 🤔🤼

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Hellripper

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I’m pretty sure at this point he is set for life. He can afford to start being real

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