Dr. Roberta Bobby on the Traitors

i can be whoever i wanna be
create a new persona

just saw a discourse so nonsensical that my brain instantly deleted it from my memory so that i don’t have to waste precious processing power on it

Having a puppy is sooooo much easier when I can just get the other dog to play with him

Furries be like “he’s so hot” and it’s a picture of Donkey from Shrek jacking off 😩😩😩😩

There should not be a level of oreo stuffing beyond double stuff. Mega stuffed has gone too far

What’s going on with the little gay people in my phone? Y’all having fun?

Friends brought the puppy a toy that was made of ropes in the colour of the Bi Pride flag… you know I pointed it out 🤭

Sooooo many insta posts I send become unavailable. Does this mean I have really good, cutting edge taste in memes, or that they’re all actually bad and against TOS and the algorithm hates me?

Doesn’t this engagement just make the algorithm suggest your videos more to them? 😂

Accidentally flashed him 💀

Seated outside the venue with a sleeping bag and portable battery

Close enough

lady gaga is wearing a black hat and says no sleep bus club nother club ALT: lady gaga is wearing a black hat and says no sleep bus club nother club

Play, nap, pee, treats, ‘nother nap, ‘nother pee, play, treats

Children down the street found out we got a new puppy and rang the doorbell 4 times today 🥴

KNOW YOUR STAR: BRITNEY SPEARS YouTube video by piccolawinnie

This video lives rent free in my head

She’s married to the MUFFIN MAN? 🤔🧐

She’s… MARRIED to… the Muffin Man 😩

Lip Sync Lalaparuza aka “oh my god I wonder if there’s a ruveal 🙄”

I was a The Medic Droid bitch but this one fuckin slaps

Is there a scientific reason for the gay accent

Gonna bring back ROFL

My puppy got scared and has the hiccups 😭

Bocci is being a very good big brother to Pekoe 🥰

A sleeping 8 week old black lab mix puppy

PUPPY DAY!!! He fell asleep in the car!!

PUPPY DAY

I was ready for bed but then I saw a dril post and got all riled up

somebody in overwatch asked why they would be lagging at the beginning of a match, so I told them it could be a CPU bottleneck. at the end of the match (we lost) they type in match chat "gotta look up a cpu chokehold" 💀

a woman wearing a blue shirt with the letter p on it stands next to another woman wearing a pink backpack ALT: a woman wearing a blue shirt with the letter p on it stands next to another woman wearing a pink backpack

Very disappointed that I had to disable an AI feature in order to get back Reader Mode on @firefox.com iOS client. That AI slop shouldn’t have been enabled in the first place, let alone block access to an unrelated and crucial feature!!

The moon is only solo-tanking them because they’re standing outside of PW:B (an atmosphere)