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2 reviews, a shitpost, and a video essay

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I really wanna get some YouTube vids out in the near future. I have a lot in the works. Wish me luck!!

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Roommate couldn’t remember the name of Wreck it Ralph so he unironically said “Break it Bad”

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I have been sick and mouth breathing as a result for over a week now and I’m losing all will to go on. To whomever took my nose, please return it to me in proper condition

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Woke up with back pain. Getting the full experience of being 25 right away

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Hope they play skateboard while you’re there!

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Sometimes I take showers that get so hot and long that I think I’m gonna die from the humidity

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What’s crazy is I did even more listening to TWRP via vinyl since I finally got a record player this year

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It’s giving Terrence

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Deco27 really said “yeah rabbit hole wasn’t horny enough” and promptly made a song about miku hearing you crank it through the walls and then desperately asking to join

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Was looking at ppl’s “get to know me/looking for moots” posts and wondering why would people put their exact BMI in there? Who needs that info?? Do most people even know their own?? I certainly don’t.

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This is what my Flexibility Training goal is currently

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A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

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Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

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I think it’s really funny how the general messaging of the Bible is uplifting but if you use it to make metaphors it’s always the most ominous sounding shit

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Im very pro franchises choosing to end before they get super long and I wish halo ended at 3 and the fore runners were confirmed human. And everything after that was a side story like ODST and reach

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The Gravemind from halo functions like the Flying Dutchman in pirates of the Caribbean.

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Still thinking about that art book I wanted to get my dad for Christmas before the store clerk ripped the cover as they were scanning it

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post you from a different era

Silver hair was a pretty fun time. If I wasn’t so scared of nuking my scalp I’d honestly go back

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Honestly, I think I do pretty okay socially when I’m by myself. If I can get in the groove I can do really well. This weekend I was a pretty decent social butterfly and I’m a little happy with myself.

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Enjoy peak

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It depends on how hard you ate shit

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advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.

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Been working really hard with flexibility exercises because I’ve never been able to tough my toes. I think it’s paying off bc I feel like I’m 1/3rd of the way there from where I started.

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I really miss Gundam EVO with the boys 😔

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So update was that I did in fact buy new headphones and also I have to buy Christmas gifts still so I simply will just not have a pay surplus for a little while.

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Every once in a while I think it’s funny to be evil and enter an online bracket and unplug my LAN cable after proving I use wired connections just to fuck with people

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This is false

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If I lived in the Middle Ages I would’ve been a really good blacksmith. But alas, I am forced to paperwork for construction management.

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Some series are better as animes than Mangas, and I feel like Dan da Dan is one of those bc wow is it peak. When I first tried reading the manga I couldn’t really get into it, but I gave it another shot with the anime and man it’s some of the best I’ve seen in so long

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Yeah it’s rough.

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