They couldn't save me... 😢

My actual primary doctor sent me this message about my upcoming appointment for a potential autoimmune disease... Healthcare is a joke.

Haven't won a career in Umamusame all weekend and my Blue Prince cursed run un-cursed itself so it didn't count. 🙃

The government disproves of how much of my week was spent googling lupus... How are you?

The face you make when you have a tummy ache because you broke into a cabinet and ate 200 treats...

I got a high score on the test!
Unfortunately it was a blood test and now my Dr needs to see me...

Do you think a weighted hoodie could fix me?

Target is really sorry you guys... And to prove it they will quietly roll out some new products that are expected to make them a bunch of money!
Aren't you happy now?

Had two crystal bracelets break within three days... I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.

This is a soda I bought from the store and I'm mad at the government about it.

Tell me you're autistic...

I made an illegal clown robot/squirrel pauper deck because I'm a very serious person.

Either that or a badly paid teacher is resorting to committing scams.

I keep getting bills from this doctor that I saw a year ago.
Went into the physical office and they confirmed I don't have a balance.
Okay cool, it's a scam, story over...
But no...
I had to go look it up...
The phone number belongs to a teacher who lives an hour away and is nearing retirement age.

Apparently @bsky.app hates pie... ❄️

Bug, Destroyer of Combos

That feeling when the combo pops off #mtg #ttcg

Taylor Swift just got an engagement ring estimated at $550,000...
I had to take out another credit card to pay for my root canal.
#Capitalism

Went to the dentist today because I finally have insurance...
I'm going to cry...
How am I supposed to afford this?

Blender: you can try your hand at it, but don't shove your hand in it.

God, I forgot how boring jobs are... I got kinda used to spending my day on things I found meaningful.

"Old gamers are valid gamers" #SGDQ2025

The anxiety is starting to kick in...

#visiblemending

Why would you name a doll that?

Holy fuck! I got a job! Fucking finally!

Woke up to so much good news; personally and politically. I really needed this. ❤️