When RFK jr eventually goes, the coroner's report is going to read like the Wikipedia page for Tarrare. Hideously distorted anatomy that defies explanation.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

"no you see this is a reasonable neutral reform on its own merits it's totally fair and a good idea"

vs.

"eat shit, motherfuckers"

Make 👏 The 👏 Bay 👏 Area 👏 A 👏Superfund 👏Site 👏 Again

THAT'S RIGHT REPUBLICANS

Releasing the minions into the 40k verse and watching them be paralysed by choice.

Moscow On The Hudson Coffee Coffee Coffee YouTube video by Rachael Barbash

Minions strolling through the 40k universe like Robin Williams shopping for coffee in Moscow on the Hudson.

What impossible abundance!

I don't think evil is the only thing that draws the Minions. There's gotta be some Effectiveness or Potency selection component, or else they'd waste half their time doing dishes for some dog-torturing compulsive masturbator in Tulsa.

So do we think the minions change sides with the tide of battle, or only after the dust settles?

Is that a young Billy Mitchell?

Maaaannnn

student protesters adopted the language of harm, trauma, offense, and identity in part because it was a discourse the university bureaucracy understood and was required to address. it was effective. after that adults never stopped punishing young people for speaking that way.

Guy in my office is out of commission after "wearing the wrong size shoes" and every time I think about it I am filled with dread for the future.

Giant missed opportunity to nickname David Robinson "The Admiral" instead of something that at least *tried* to convey "this guy is what the greeks imagined gods looked like."

many days in the future some twerp, possibly my own child, having just learned about America's mass of nonvoters, will quip in my earshot what could be possible if a politician could reach them.

whereupon I will immediately slap them and shout "no, leave them be. leave them the fuck be."

Herzog standing in a beautiful rich people bathroom: yes, Kinski locked
himself in this room for 48 hours, such incredible screaming. He was maniacal, and he smashed everything, the toilet, the bathtub. You could sift it with a tennis racket.

Old German guy: oh, well, it's a nice bathroom now

Tired: the best Oner is That Scene from Children of Men

Wired: no, it's when Werner Herzog blows an old German couple's minds for 8 minutes with stories about Klaus Kinski while standing in his childhood home.

They put Marc Andreesen and Frank Collison in the Fly Machine.

"Director of International Supply Chain Logistics? Learn to code, dumbass."

A cool thing is how engineers assume you are stupid when they learn you have a non-code job, regardless of the stakes/complexity of your job.

On the Calculation of Volume I (Danish: Ifølge loven - bind 1: Om udregning af rumfang) is a philosophical novel by Danish author Solvej Balle, translated into English by Barbara J. Haveland

I'm going in.

Urban chickens is fundamentally the same behavior as guys who blast their music on the subway without headphones.

"I don't like society and I VOTE!"

Shame that Thiel doesn't give a shit about funding useful things, because there's a massive opportunity for companies with Tolkien names in the geothermal energy space. Moria Energy, Deeply & Greedily Inc, etc.

Journalist who hasn't noticed that his boss has serially driven interns out of the business with "attention" for decades: men flying to southeast Asia and returning with wives they treat like servants is a new phenomenon, and probably women's fault.

Watched the Fisher King (1991) with someone too young to have ever gone to a video store, and every scene in the business where Jeff Bridges lives/works was totally baffling to them.

A neat thing about buying a home in America today is that it auto-adds you to a Favored Class of society. Better tax breaks, more respected by local politicians, etc. I'd like all that to go away.

Generational transfer of property is one of my least favorite things in the entire world. It's inherently reactionary. I also hate small businesses

We're hurtling toward a future where MGP runs a seal over with her truck for a campaign video. Neat.