He's cracking his neck.

Then taking a bite out of a mushroom.

" What—? That it'll skewer 'ya—?! "

The king let out a laugh, stomping closer and closer to him. A wide, overconfident grin on his face.

And once Bowser got close enough? He'd pull back an arm, and swing a heavy punch toward his opponent.

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

" GAH—! "

Bowswe held his arm for a moment as it was stabbed, watching his opponent crawl onto his shell.

" Heh. . . Big mistake, pal—! "

He began to withdrawal back into his she'll, spinning once again with him atop it.

Daisy putting her hand on Luigi’s shoulder and seductively saying “Hey”.

Hey 😏🌼
#princessdaisy #luigi #mario

no way he was going to lose to THIS punk.

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

The king let out a loud growl at that swipe. Seems that fire wasn't going to do anything. . . Then he'll just have to get physical!

" Take this, tiny—! "

The Koopa began to quickly swipe his claws, quite dangerous being up close to him. He was surprisingly fast despite his size!

There was

Angry Peachy!

begin to grin. Seemed like he was getting pumped, maybe an actual challenge for him for once!

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

The shell would spin toward the warrior, coming out of it rather quickly afterward.

Bowser began to build up his breath, before firing a massive fireball toward him. Even with an immunity to the flames, it would be a heavy hit.

" Good. . . Don't make this boring then—! "

The king would

Bowser began to run up, far faster than he seemed to be. Tucking into his shell and spinning toward Firestar.

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

He would turn, wondering to where he'd gone. Then, feeling a swipe to his front.

" 𝙂𝙒𝘼𝙃—? "

Looked like it hurt. But the king was tougher than that. He would quickly turning and swatting away with his tail with a growl.

" You're gonna have to try a little harder than a scratch—! "

flame. Intending to burn to a crisp.

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

A glance over to the swordsman. The Koopa would tower over him, staring downward. A quick look to the sword he had wielded. . . before a laugh came out.

" 𝘽𝙒𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼—! You think you're going to touch me with that toothpick? Please. "

Without a second thought, the king would breathe a huge

the forces in his way.

" Hmph. . . all these heroes and 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 not even here. And here I was ready to crush him. "

Bowser would grip his hands together, cracking those knuckles.

" 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀. "

[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

Loud thuds would echo, ground shaking with every stomp. Approaching was the Koopa King himself, followed by his own personal troops. Koopas, Goombas, Bullet Bills, the works.

Bah— this was their leader? He was a little spiky—haired pipsqueak!

A laugh as the king crossed his arms. Sizing up

" GWAHAHAHA—!

Now listen up, #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 chumps!

You'd better say your prayers. I'm gonna kick your ass, from here to right over there—! "

He'd raise a brow looking at the demonic mirror of himself, crossing his arms.

" So who're you supposed to be? "

. . . ❗

What's with the staring? He'd better not be looking down on him. . .

. . . staring.

This guy is creepy.

JESUS CHRIST WHATS WRONG WITH THAT OTHER ME

Shut the fuck up my son came up with this plan he needs this.

( rubs hands maliciously. . . )

Sheesh, that took forever.

Maybe I should trap them all in paintings again.