@kooro.bsky.social

Do you think anyone ever became vegan because of Chicken Run?

Yeah, I like listening to white noise

Me in fortnite

Would never date Taylor Swift. Never seen someone with more shooters than her

TW// DRUG USE

UMM GUYS QICKLY HOW DO YOU CUT A XAN CAKE?!

I was finally close to taking over the world with my gay paedophile agenda but then some schizo-posters circled some shapes and numbers in my cartoons and now it's all over

My favourite social media bit is someone posting a picture of their fridge or grocery shop and everyone else collectively going "oh? I so you're a little freak?"

The lonely stoner seems to pee his pants at night

Black cats with black inner ears: Trustworthy, dependable friends

Black cats with pink inner ears: Devious tricksters, not to be trusted

"Chinaman" is such a funny word to me. It sounds to me like an occupation such as Postman or Milkman. Your job is just "China."

Just found out that M.C. Escher has featured on exactly zero tracks

*convincing my non-binary roommate to do chores*: "you know, doing the dishes is like a form of mutual aid..."

Guys, you're never gonna believe what the lonely stoner does at night...

A gif of the colourable mario plush that's named by the people as mold mario for it's white fluffy exterior. He's dancing.

Mold mario is happy to see you.

I don't make content, I make shits

I'm disappointed that I haven't seen someone use the word "skeet" here once yet. I was promised better

The French did this.