I can see that view every day just by looking up from my laptop

‘I don’t think the Americans are just drawing things out to prepare for a strike under the cover of negotiations, but I’m not sure’ is what you get when you have an earned reputation for perfidy

Weird how we never hear things like "AUKUS is growing too fast for Australians to afford" or "negative gearing is growing too fast" or anything similar, huh

get em, John!

This is a joke, right? I spent a good year doing EV stories with The Guardian. Nine in ten cars in Norway are EVs. It's 2026 and we're being treated to stories that read like it's 2019 in a fossil fuel crisis. There is no mention of climate change. The reporter is impatient. That's all we get.

Can confirm that's my experience too ... Always suspected it was some sort of "I'm so busy/important I don't have time to waste on composing something carefully" affectation

the penne opticon

[walking across my garage to plug the car in] damn this is taking too long, wish I was driving to the petrol station 5km away

runs like it's trying to find a toilet before it gets caught short

have noticed the odd sports story slipping into the Guardian's Emma Raducanu Updates section ... bit jarring

A small lizard sitting in a workboot like it's holding up the bar

Dude

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

another day volunteering at the premiership trophy room. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

every footy reference on here should be in the context of classic posts ...

hahahahahah

Lions: We lost the 6'7" plus goofy-looking moustachioed ruck/forward you gave us, can we please have another one
Essendon: Yes

Alternate headline: Mediocre white dudebros will go to another continent to exploit disadvantaged women rather than improve themselves and their attitudes

Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

probably one of the weaker superheroes tbh

we all appreciate your service!

going to need some footnotes on this one

surely you need more potatoes than that to construct a person

HAVE A SOOK CUNT

Trump has said he is not happy with Australia as Hormuz Strait crisis continues

oh I mean nudges *and* beeping gone ... a blind spot beep I can see the value in, but my car doesn't understand where the centre of the road is when it's going uphill, so the autoswerving is actually dangerous

Yes, ANCAP level 5 is my understanding. Apparently it all has to come on when the car starts, even if you then have a single button that remembers all your prior preferences (e.g. "don't randomly turn the wheel when I'm driving, are you insane")

would it help if I added some "emoticons" that suggest I am still hip

make sure you explain to her that I did the "sir" thing way before it became that weird sir/dame drip business ... I don't want the kids to think I'm uncool

Pony Causes Surgery Backlog After "Getting Into John Cage In A Big Way"

I sense it's about to become the most dashcam-kitted jalopy in the suburb

Imagining a magazine for ponies just filled with This One Neat Trick articles