༒𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰༒

my bitches look too good to only post on insta

I find it kind of incredible in the worst way that capitalism has found a way to make money and gouge it out of us. Love, sex, food, travel, even things like vision boards have tycoons trying to capitalize on it. Pretty soon we’ll be buying stuff like premium air…. Bad times ahead

I am controlling my destiny

Patiently waiting for this curse to be lifted

If you enjoyed Puff Puff Pageant the last two years; please consider tipping my Venmo!

This year was sponsored by my own pocket, so anything is appreciated 💛🤞

Need to see a production of Footloose NOW

Girl come over! We’re already having the ki of the century

Happy Birthday @lucami.bsky.social 💜

Got to meet Alyssa Edwards at Roscoe’s and she was so sweet 😭😍

What is Juno - Sabrina Carpenter (deep house mix)?

tbh if anyone wants to… 😇

FUCK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

You got this girlie!!!!

I don’t cry a lot but since I tore my Achilles on Friday, I’ve cried at least 15+ times all over the Chicagoland area

Whatever you do, don’t get a blue cross blue shield HMO plan!!!!!!

Chaise but like same thing I guess

I’d be a cunty chez lounge, red with silver adornments and a pink pillow! Wide enough for two people too 🤪

Possibly tore my Achilles tendon

What if my pants were already creamed?

Hell yeah!

Sickening!!!

(How was having sex with the first 100 patrons?)

Happy Birthday @d-iconic.bsky.social 💜

I was there when the ancient tomes were being written

Would yall still be friends with me if living in Andersonville became my entire personality? Please be honest

Queer history is the 2018 Portsmouth, NH Pride shirt with a giant poppers stain on the left tit

Happy Birthday @trishacan.bsky.social 💜

I’ll get Oskar some floaties and maybe they won’t be so upset!!!

That’s too tho

Is anyone else having an awful time with the redline lately or is it just me?