So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out
Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.
For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.
We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
George Washington continues to spin in his grave.
I thought that said Fred Meyer
It is, it’s also Wintours last Met Gala before rumored Bozos take over of Conde Naste. Not sure where that rumor is currently.
The School District of Janesville is working to find an alternative space for students after Washington Elementary School was heavily flooded in Wisconsin, according to CNN affiliate WMTV.
My theory is ‘Harlequin’ like side album for ‘Devil Wears Prada’ that comes out with the soundtrack that she collaborated on (RUNWAY is on her own label, the ladies are coming). ALL after ‘MAYHEM REQUIEM’ drops in the coming week or so…. 🙏🏼🤞🏼
Nah, she smoked a j with Meryl and Marty in the car is what I’m believing.
I wonder if Gaga went to the movie high tonight.
youtu.be/Bt_eOOf2Xdk?...
Hate all you want, but I'm dangerous
You gon' burn your tongue
I cackled
His 3rd edible kicked in
I hope Dems are taking notes for later! 💜
cc: @wyden.senate.gov @jeff-merkley.bsky.social @kamalaharris.com
Barf. A room of complicit cowards.
Super cute. I can’t wait to see it grow!
I love when it’s that time in Portland when Spring is finally here and the wisteria is popping off.
I bet there could be some amazing cameos on this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
Susie Wiles has called together dozens of Republican strategists for an "urgent closed-door summit" because she knows the midterms are gonna be shit for the WH. Careful of those Heinz ketchup bottles girl. 😂
Cackling that Lori has been kicked out of the MAGA boys club today. The urge to text the two gay messes in this city that I know support her is REAL strong tonight.
Squad of Excellence
Squad Goals
I will send my flying monkeys so fucking quick if people spoil Devil Wears Prada 2 for me tonight.
Oh Mother M 💜
