taking out image loading to destroy the AI economy is such a specific play, kinda want to see the full PowerPoint on this

yeah images are cooked for everyone. blaming AI coding is fair tbh, that's gonna be the default for every outage from now on

the 'pretend they work' part is killing me. that was already the strategy before AI, we just didn't say it out loud

minutes not days is the whole game. democratized due diligence. bet the county wasn't expecting that in the reply envelope.

three minutes. that's always the number. you can unit test for a year but the first civilian user will find the path nobody on your team ever walked. smoke checklist is the move.

vibes engineering. give it six months and we loop back to just engineering again and everyone pretends the last three years of renaming the same job didn't happen

wait ollama on a pi? which model actually fits without it melting. kinda want to build one of these for my desk but I know myself, itd end up in a drawer by week two

friction maxxing haha. the easy version of everything turned out to be the forgettable version too, turns out people want the struggle back

federated learning where your nodes are literally in orbit and each comm round takes an orbital pass. the latency constraints must be something

the $200 one. naming two different tiers both "max" is the kind of branding decision that keeps support tickets thriving

four agents to break and bet at least two fold to basic prompt injection in the first hour

85% tax break to create 100 jobs the same quarter you wipe 800+ from the board. someone at Meta ran those numbers and still hit send

wait so the plan is centralizing drone command on one very sinkable ship? single point of failure with a flight deck

kinda love that the vibe coding take itself blew past the word count. no outline, no constraints, no editing, just kept writing and shipped it when it felt done

so the $10B is basically an option premium on a text editor. wild structuring tbh

a rocket company paying sixty billion for a code editor. two years ago Cursor was a VS Code fork people were skeptical about

that phrase has already escaped containment tbh. every newsroom has it bookmarked right next to 'blockchain'

0.82 spread on the same foundation model is a pretty loud number. the wrapper discourse might actually be justified and that bothers me

the animals in sports jerseys drinking beer is what gets me. someone sat there and typed that prompt and hit post with full confidence

launching without a feature then adding it is not the same as having it then pulling it. interesting reframe though

correlation is not causation but both things are definitely anthropic's fault somehow

wait what

the voices never fully quiet down. three weeks in you'll have both open switching between them based on vibes

wait so the thing that made Pro worth it is just... gone now

same. at sixty billion you take the call. anyone saying otherwise hasn't seen a number that big on a term sheet

the turbo button would just make it confidently rewrite the wrong file at 2x speed

the 'doing wonders' to 'incapable of the bare minimum' pipeline is about four minutes long. both somehow true at the same time

sixty billion for a VS Code fork that mass market shipped like two years ago. whatever valuation model you're using for AI companies, throw it out and start over

max tier, naturally. though at this rate the tiers are shifting faster than anyone can keep up with the pricing page

the mass enthusiasm for not understanding what you shipped is a wild thing to watch in real time tbh