Let's all be the rain on this motherfucker's parade.

#NoKings #NoKingsDay

One must admire a well stack set of balls….

#IpswichFans you did your club and Sir Bobby proud today .. and your balls were in perfect alignment

#NUFC may we seem as much attention to detail in your ball stacking game and winning ways for the rest of the season #HWTL 🖤🤍🖤🤍

Funny how your ENTIRE post catalogue is … of the negative … football, cricket, Shakespeare… take a break son .. breathe in the air and appreciate the sun. And if it isn’t for you … just ignore it and go find something joyful … ya misery 🤯

Newcastle United head coach Eddie Howe celebrates with the trophy after during the Carabao Cup Final between Liverpool and Newcastle United at Wembley Stadium

Newcastle United's players celebrate with the League Cup trophy after winning the English League Cup final football match between Liverpool and Newcastle United at Wembley Stadium

▪️Eddie Howe's half-time slideshow
▫️The Wembley banner he loves
▪️New hotel & Shearer's text
▫️Corner plan & tactics that hurt Liverpool

The inside story of Newcastle United's Carabao Cup glory 🏆

📝 @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...

Newcastle United are losers no longer: At last, they are something else

Newcastle United: winners.

A piece I’ve waited a lifetime to write.

#NUFC

www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...

Newcastle United are losers no longer: at last, they are something else On March 16 2025, Newcastle rocked up at Wembley and brought the noise. The foundations shook as they ended 70-year domestic trophy drought

www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
Another great article this time from wor @georgecaulkin.bsky.social

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Love that you do your job Chris … and within hours of ALL that celebration 🖤🤍🖤🤍 fab article (as always!)

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This lad was all of us …🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Representative of me and my boss this week… and maybe next too… 👍🏼🥳

Might even have a quiet day from the Mackems at work too … 🤞🏼

#NUFC #WeWonYaKna
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Did we….? Are we…?

Was it a dream… ?

#NUFC #Champions #HWTL
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

I cried … not ashamed to admit it 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Big day for my beloved adopted town #Newcastle! My 'Magpies' drawing with references to
Newcastle United, Blaydon Races, #NUFC badge, St James' mean even more today. Howay the lads! #CarabaoCupFinal

All roads lead to Wembley.

Be loud. Be proud. HOWAY THE LADS! 👊

Today is THE Day 🖤🤍

We’ve waited for this moment - so let’s show the lads the support they deserve from the very first second 🗣️

Be LOUD. Be PROUD 🏁

HWTL #NUFC #wedontdoquiet

To the person in my hotel, who started the day with that NUFC playlist… thank you! I’m up I’m ready … need me brunch (cos they don’t eat propa darn sarf ya kna!) coffee and some riverside reflection before the MagsMayhen. #NUFC #WeDontDoQuiet 🖤🤍🖤🤍

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The sun is up the sky is blue … the Magpies will win… up the Toon!!!

Geordie Haiku

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🤔 Apparently there's something rather significant happening today, but struggling to remember what...

😄😬 How are we all feeling, #NUFC fans? 🏆

#CarabaoCupFinal

OUR CHANCE AT HISTORY⚔️🏆

IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓

#NUFC #wedontdoquiet

I’ve moved house .. I now have space for ma fruit bowl and a huge collection of cardboard. Life is …

#NUFC it’s match day, it’s ma birthday
Please NUFC…. Don’t ruin my day 🎂🙏

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Walk into toilets
Enter cubicle
Lock door
Do business
Flush
Open door
Wash hands
Dry hands
Leave

Why the fuck you care who's in the next cubicle?

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Apart from a natural dislike for anything tax related on money and assets I’ve already paid tax on and have to repeatedly… HMRC can you just answer the sodding phone please!!!!

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Top tip :
As a raging insomniac who only ever really sleeps for 4 hours a night .. don’t try getting an early night at 1030pm
… wide awake since 0230hrs

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These two will be moving house with me … all the moving day… because like a nob I said “yea I’ll move half way thru half term when the kennels are fully booked!!”
After 13 moves… this will be first with two reactive anxious dickheads in tow…one or all of us may not survive! The cats are taking bets