Blessed Winter Solstice to you all 💛

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Portland right now.

WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO, SUFFOCATE AND DIE?!?!

…actually don’t bother, I already know the answer 🫠

I admit it I’m a leftist and proud of it…
#bluesky

Fate: the circumstances of your birth and your starting stats

Free Will: what you choose to do with the above

does growing up only to do drugs anyway, but to try and do them as responsibly as I can, make me more or less fucked up?

Having a glass of wine while I’m already 🍃 and I’ve decided to call it #vicemaxxing

doctor: you need to reduce stress in your life
me: I can't afford to emigrate
doctor: how is that related
me: how is it not

Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because

a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked

b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books

💛💐

Today would have been my first baby’s due date, had I not miscarried him last fall 💔 If any of my witchy mutuals see this, please send my coworkers some goddamn sense to leave me alone, because if they say any fuck ass shit to me, I’m gonna walk out ✌🏻

What a different world we could have.

17 weeks today and I think the nesting phase is already knocking at my door 🥴 I just have this urge to deep clean everything and redecorate the entire apartment #pregnancy #2ndtrimester #babysky

It’s so fitting that Valentine’s Day falls on a Venus Day this year 💕

Sometimes I lowkey forget that I’m pregnant until I cough and my diaphragm SLAMS down onto my uterus ;-; Like oh, yeah, that’s a thing that’s happening #2ndtrimester #15weekspregnant

maybe the real immortal snail was the meme we’ve kept alive all these years 🐌

So naturally I wanna get more piercings, and to start getting tattoos, RIGHT as I hit the second trimester and am feeling good again 🥲

I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.

Or!!! Or maybe just a little 10 gallon betta tank

Okay so like…I’m not helping myself by watching videos about aquarium keeping…but I do love guppies

Not me wanting to set up fish tanks too now 😂 I don’t need to spend money on caring for even more animals when I have a baby on the way. But I just love caring for pets!! Help 😭

Guys when Chris Rufo and Trump say "We're destroying DEI, we're salting the earth underneath it" and they're talking about regulations that reach back to 1965, they're not talking about corporate diversity trainings.

They are talking about civil rights

Not yet but this is the dream

Watching The X Files with my fiancé for the first time, and I gotta say, “Spooky Mulder” is the WORST insulting nickname I’ve ever heard. Lame, unoriginal, and a little too 90’s. 0/10.

Thanks so much!! 🫶🏻

A couple of days ago, I got to hear my rainbow baby’s heartbeat for the first time!! 🌈🥰

Oh this is ABSOLUTELY the change I needed

Haircut day!! Snurse for scale 😊 I had too much fucking hair and it was time for it to go