I feel like I'm forming an idea for something.
Scenario where a Jewish man named Arnold (or Arnie) Schwartz as a stand in for Arnold Schwarzenegger

You know who wasn't in the file?

WOAH BEAVIS I'M LIKE A SPEEDSTER

donald duck is laying in a bed with a blue blanket ALT: donald duck is laying in a bed with a blue blanket

My life is a prison. Change my mind

Why do they bother coloring soda in an aluminum can? Like who cares? Stop looking in the dark wet abyss and DRINK YO POP!

I miss the days where I could eat pop-tarts

a man in a suit and hat is standing on a set of stairs surrounded by pieces of broken glass . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing on a set of stairs surrounded by pieces of broken glass .

Continuing to work after giving your 2 week notice really do be like this.

2 words cheese steak

Deepest thanks to you for the kind message for us Clevelanders at the start 😭

That's the father 😭

Murderbot (2023) ⭐ 3.8 | Horror, Sci-Fi 46m

This one right? Or the one with known actors?
www.imdb.com/title/tt2645...

My back is acting up. Think I need one of those Calzone shots.

Kids be like
"Dad, where have you been the last 30 years?"
No one ever ask
"Dad, how have you been the last 30 years"

My life is a prison. With tv my is my window

I'm sure there was some data prior to Jan 20th 2025

"This is gonna make great television" - some guy who's always on my tv for some reason.

Comedy skit idea. Dj, who tells the entire history of a cover song.
"Alright folks, let's get some late night fun going with dancing in the moonlight covered by Toploader! Originally released in 1972 by King Harvest, this song has endured quite a legacy....." and talks well into the next song.

Challenge things if you're willing to learn. Everyone makes mistakes. It's how you grow from them that matters.

I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change i can feel it. - some guy in a beck song

Me: Can I go back to bed now?

Elon: (Continues dismantling my fridge for corrupted snacks)

Gee, thanks for sharing, jerk. Now I'm cursed for reading this warning 😒

He'll just scream, "JEAN!"

I should really read labels on medicine before breaking the seal. Now I can't use the rest of them after taking one, and I have to return it for a refund 😭😭😭

Me when that Doomsday clock finally hits midnight

Please let eric andre get his press pass back.

I hope so. Since I was a kid, as soon as something hits pop culture phenomenon status, I lose all interest. Avatar (2009), Fortnite, Harry potter, etc

Facts to action
Urinating in the ocean has caused ocean levels to rise 3 inches over the last decade.
If people would stop urinating in the ocean we could slow the rise by 3cm a year.

The real woke mind virus was the friends we made along the way.