Why is my feed always the place where normies find out that most professors don’t have health insurance and that disorganised prof you hated freshman year had no teaching experience and no one told them where the copy machine was?
What I’m saying is I’m available to do comms for your faculty union
can someone please explain the science behind the fact that the only thing I want to eat is cinnamon puffin cereal
Joanna Russ, How To Suppress Women’s Writing
tortie point cat with a squishy face curled up in a cardboard box
one of the world’s great faces, truly
there is not a moment when i’m not thinking about this song tbh
even so I remember roughly 5% of the lyrics
in 2016 two friends & I drove from Minneapolis to San Francisco and when we did a detour in the Badlands we put the Springsteen song on loop for approximately 90 minutes if not longer
tomorrow I will be driving across the entire state of Iowa, and then back again Sunday. hopefully tornado week is over now!
it’s me
twice this week I have been in my car when a tornado warning was called and I’d like to be done with this specific torture
mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally
black and white cat curled up in a brown cat bed
talking to my dad on the phone tonight and he suddenly laughed and said “a wild animal just jumped on my shoulder!”
the wild animal in question:
unless you’re a small liberal arts college with excellent financial aid that covers housing the requirement to live on campus is so absurd
both cohorts have their strengths and weaknesses but the helplessness of many R1 students feels so clearly correlated with wealth & class that it would be willfully obtuse to ignore it 🤷🏻‍♀️
my community college students: stay late to work on an in-class exercise, produce excellent work with sufficient scaffolding
my R1 university students: can’t figure out how to set a meeting place with a project group they chose themselves
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
A+ headline.
defector.com/president-ex...
i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass
great question!
power company at 1:30am: hey we see that your power is out but it’ll be back by 2:30am
power company at 1:45am: yeah so…we have no idea when your power will be back actually
…do I go back to sleep or what
oh fun the power is out AND I was woken by the Demon Beep of Tornado
y’all are not gonna believe this but actually getting my hands on one of these packages has turned into a gilliamesque nightmare, which is an outcome I should’ve seen coming a mile away
what is wild is that they were delivered erroneously to two different addresses by two different carriers so I just truly do not know wtf was going on
BOTH LOCATED WHEW! only problem is that one is back with fedex and of course it’s the one that’s temperature-sensitive 💀
okay so one package was apparently fully delivered to the wrong address, which is fun, so I guess I have to go maybe talk to my neighbors đź«
it is driving me mad that I can’t solve this right now & have to wait for the complex’s office to open tomorrow 💀
suddenly I have had two packages in a row maybe delivered to the building across the way from me and I am losing my MIND. I’ve lived here for two years and never had this issue and package theft is not a thing in my community so unless someone has decided they want to torment me…I don’t understand!
On that note, always remember that Bolsonaro was voted out, tried to do a coup, failed, was tried and convicted, and is now under house arrest. And Duterte was constitutionally banned from running again, arrested by the ICC, and is currently awaiting trial in the Hague.