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Posts by AUDUSA.

It seems anything can grow a body these days, dear.

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TV moves so fast these days...
or maybe thats just the body attached to it

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These little shadowmen are so charming. They remind me of my own boys..

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Hm

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...Audusa, dear.
And what's yours?

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Nevermind I hear bickering. A shame.

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Such a calm night, how lovely

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Why do people ask me to put my cigarette out on them. I do not understand the youth.

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I'm flattered, dear. However you could at least ask my name.

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Hm. Might be out of our services then

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Of course. It's our job to help with pests.

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...Very well. I'll consider it part of the charge.

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...Staring is considered rude, you know.

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[ Washing her hands and all her jewelry jingles and clinks loudly ]

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You'll have to buy that I'm afraid.

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The pleasure is always ours. We're open any time for either possibility.

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[ Increasingly more and more disgusted as this talk went on. ]

Something to put in your fur to clean it.

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Have you tried sealing the cracks, then?

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We're not hair stylists, I'm afraid. They make shampoo for that.

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[ What nice jazz music playing.. ]

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I never mind a good chat, I'm happy to accept either. The name is Audusa, by the way.

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I don't imagine that's solving the problem. Seems like they'd merely come back out.

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Bugs don't communicate like that, dear. They aren't very smart.

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If you have any kind of pest, we'll be happy to take care of it. Big or small.

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...We'll bring a few men by your cave, we can't promise the bugs won't come back however. A cave is usually where bugs tend to be.

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...hm.
Do you know any weaknesses?

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...hm.

[ What an interesting case. The man himself not the suitcase. ]

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What way would you like me to say it, dear?

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// various unposted satisms

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// big funny

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