You also look like you've been in a boat

Stroke game is strong 🚣

Schlong

Photo of me in a blue shirt, gym shorts, and an unmade bed in the foreground

🌄

So good to me, papito

Hey, can you do me a favour and slap me with it?

High praise from you, handsome!

Me in double denim and a white tshirt

Have you heard of an Australian Tuxedo? It's like a Canadian Tuxedo except I'll bang you in it.

🥰🥰

Sleepy me in bed

Morning husbands 💍🌄

Photo of a man in a bathroom

Fur real

Mirror selfie in underwear

Meet in the change room?

Selfie in mirror of me in blue boxers

Night baby girls 🥰

Looks like you're on the right path, spunky!

Commenting "one of my faves" on pictures of boyfriends where I've separately sucked both their dicks

Selfie of moi in a denim shirt and short tan shorts

Let your dad know I dressed like Burt Reynolds today

It's the dream that keeps giving

Hey so I super don't recommend going back to work after a month holiday.

Really not fun.

Selfie in mirror

Bush?

Photo of a cock

Big cock pic

Made it through, babes x

Selfie of a man in skit clothes

Brb, probs going to fall over and break something ⛷️

Babe, you've always got a table upfront

Oh, thats just for you

Wait, I've realised the translational issue here.

By "spunky" I mean "cutie" or "you incredible babe", not "with a lot of spunk" as in the North American vernacular.

I'm good with spice 😉

Captain's orders

You are, spunky

Man in a beige tucked in shirt

Excuse the nipple

Mirror selfie - man in grey jumper

Hey babes