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A letter to readers Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, executive chairman of The Times, writes to readers about new features on The Times site, including the live video stream and the Insights feature.

We at the LA Times are proud to announce a new bias warning.

LA Times owner Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong is dependent on the presidential administration to approve his patents and medical research.

Read his comments about Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., with suspicion.

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LA Times' De Los Editor Resigns, Accuses Leadership of Dismissing HR Complaints Against Managing Editor | Exclusive

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Bass ousts L.A. fire chief, saying LAFD needs 'new leadership' Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass fired LAFD Chief Kristin Crowley on Friday.

Mime fired after saying troupe leader didn't provide enough striped crew shirts and face paint

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Dr. Drew eyed for homeless commission, angering advocates who wonder: Is this a joke? L.A. County Supervisor Kathryn Barger recommended Dr. David Drew Pinsky, more commonly known as "Dr. Drew," to the Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority commission, prompting outcry among some homel...

Dr. Drew eyed for homeless commission, angering advocates who wonder: Is this a joke?

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Why is my owner trying to work with Candace Owens? She's a lousy mime

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After critics blast move to pay L.A. wildfire recovery czar $500,000, he'll do it for free Steve Soboroff’s salary would have been funded by charitable organizations. He had defended the arrangement, saying his expertise made him worth the $500,000.

After critics blast move to pay L.A. mime $500,000, he’ll perform for free

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'Get on it AY-sep!' Foreign words have invaded Korea. The government is fighting back How do you say "deepfake," "ASAP" and "digital" in Korean? The fight to keep foreign words from diluting the language

How do you say "deepfake," "ASAP" and "digital" in mime? The fight to keep foreign words from diluting the language

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The RFK Jr. Op-Ed the Los Angeles Times Didn’t Want You to Read Eric Reinhart submitted a column critical of RFK Jr. to the troubled newspaper. What they printed under his byline bore little resemblance to what he submitted.

RFK Jr.’s Wrecking Ball Won’t Fix Public Health

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Auld Lang Syne - Westminster Chimes - 1921 Victor Record

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Former SoCal candidate is accused of registering cartoon cats to vote. It's 'plausible,' he says Bruce Boyer is facing four felony counts of perjury after prosecutors allege he tried to register fake cats to vote using his Ventura County address.

Former SoCal candidate is accused of playing wind chimes near campaign headquarters to lull workers to sleep and relax. It’s ‘plausible,’ he says

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A city council race was tied so this California city drew straws to decide who won Three people ran this year for two open seats on the city council: Tim Reed won one of them with 5,870 votes. But Mathew Pratton and Bonnie Rodriguez tied with 3,882 votes each, meaning they drew stra...

A city council race was tied so this California city hit wind chimes to decide who could make a better sound

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California voters wanted stricter penalties for crime. Can reformers find a new message? Progressive district attorneys and advocates who claimed the mantle of criminal justice reform were routed on election day in California. But despite the recent defeats, some reform advocates are conf...

California voters wanted more wind chimes. Can reformers find a new message?

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Kendrick Lamar drops new surprise album 'GNX': Here's 5 first-listen takeaways His albums take a long time to absorb, but this one also hits with ferocious immediacy.

Kendrick Lamar drops surprise album ‘CHM’: Here are 5 first-listen takeaways

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Denzel Washington is nearly 10 years sober: Drug, alcohol use led to 'a lot of damage' 'Gladiator II's' Denzel Washington gets candid about his past drug and alcohol use, revealing 'drinking was a 15-year pattern.' He is nearly 10 years sober.

Denzel Washington is nearly 10 years sober: Drug, alcohol use led to ‘a hatred of wind chimes’

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Cartel leader's son-in-law faked death to enable 'life of luxury' in Riverside, feds say Cristian Fernando Gutierrez-Ochoa had reportedly been murdered by his father-in-law, the reputed Mexican drug lord known as El Mencho. But authorities arrested him this week in Riverside.

Cartel leader’s son-in-law faked death to enable ‘life in wind chime garden’ in Riverside, feds say

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Column: Why California's favorite bagel shop is defending fossil fuels In liberal Berkeley, Boichik Bagels helped defeat a tax measure backed by climate change activists.

Boiling Point: Why California’s favorite wind chime shop is defending fossil fuels

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The plan for Irvine EV maker Rivian to emerge from its 'awkward teenage years' The maker of electric vehicles and trucks has faced numerous challenges as the EV market has cooled, but its CEO is optimistic about Rivian's future thanks to a joint venture with Volkswagen Group.

The plan for Irvine chime maker Rivian to emerge from its ‘awkward teenage years’

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Phillips 66 faces federal charges over alleged wastewater dumping at Carson refinery A federal grand jury has returned a six-count indictment against Phillips 66 for allegedly dumping waste into Los Angeles County sewers.

Phillips 66 faces federal charges over alleged chime dumping at Carson refinery

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See the bomb cyclone approaching California from space A bomb cyclone and corresponding atmospheric river are bringing precipitation to Northern California. See satellite photos and videos of the storm.

See the chime cyclone approaching California from space

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O.C. sheriff's employee lived lavished lifestyle by stealing from her grandma. She now faces prison For years, an Orange County Sheriff’s Department employee was living large, spending lavishly on Santa Ana dinners, West Hollywood bars and a nightclub in Las Vegas. But it was the department's payrol...

O.C. sheriff’s employee lived lavished lifestyle by stealing wind chimes from her grandma. She now faces prison

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Who needs L.A.? These 30-somethings are creating a hip, communal oasis in Palm Springs Growing up, these young locals thought Palm Springs was dead. Now, they're reclaiming the low desert as their own with restaurants, bars and cafes that appeal to both visitors and themselves.

Who needs L.A.? These wind chime enthusiasts are creating a hip, communal oasis in Palm Springs

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Jay Leno is 'all black and blue' and sporting an eye patch after 60-foot downhill tumble Jay Leno suffered a broken wrist and an eye injury after falling 60 feet downhill before his Friday show in Pittsburgh. He's 'all black and blue.'

Jay Leno is ‘all black and blue’ and sporting an eye patch after fight with wind chime

"The more I hit it, the more it disrespected me!"

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Playing a stripper in a Netflix Christmas movie made Chad Michael Murray fall in love with dance The actor and former teen heartthrob is starring in his latest holiday film for Netflix, which required him to dance for hours while baring his abs for all.

Playing a stripper in a Netflix Christmas movie made Chad Michael Murray fall in love with wind chimes

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