IMSO GLAD TO H EARTHAAAT

UUEUUEGGHH HOWARE YOU TODAY.....

AUAUAAGGHHH ( crying. over bee. oh my god. )

MY BOOOOOOOOOOY

MMMMY BOY

// the thing is I do have muse, I've just been prioritizing short form stuff like whatever's happening on @woodenfigment.bsky.social because I'm worried i won't be fronting when I get a serious reply 😵‍💫

// apologies for inactivity! generally, i just haven't been fronting enough for the long form stuff I wanna do on optimus. i feel bad making people wait upwards of 7 hours just because im not here.

never let people tell you I don't get shit done

i get shit done, bright moon

// i am suplexxing you like it is nothing. ignore how scrawny I am irl I could totally take you in a fight trust

// i feel like the idea of powerful vs weak is incredibly vague, and if the "weak" one pulls off something cool and countering while within their moveset, they definitely have a chance

then again, my go-to fight rp etiquette is "ask for permission before doing anything major" so that's my two cents

( glancing at the list of robots that generally agree with most of the stuff optimus says; not enough that he's surrounded by yes men though ) seems reasonable enough. I'm off to pass a law

Thank you, Dragon, truly. You are a wonderful friend.

It's not. It's not at all.

( He closes his eyes, shaking his head ever so slightly. )

..how much are these songs each..? Also no, you are not getting my debit card.

..thank you. I'd have to return to my chambers to find them, but I still have some photos of her left.

..I think she would've loved to meet you, Dragon.

I meant... perhaps I could give them a listen and make a purchase on your behalf?

She was. I'm glad I was able to capture that.

..I shouldn't have taken my eyes off of her. Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like if I had died instead of her... but I would never curse her with this guilt.

Of course! It's very cute.

Thank you. It is my late wife, Elita One.

It's one of the few things I have left of her. It's the least I can do...

Thank you. I wouldn't want any less for her.

..if anyone asks, I /did/ scold you. Understood?

Then, it is more reasonable to resort to what is known as piracy. Though, you should try to pay in other ways, like word of mouth.

What music have you been downloading, Starscream?

It's so small and pink. It really fits you, Nana.

( downloading a car was the first thing he did on earth )

( psa voice ) Piracy is bad. You wouldn't download a car.

i mean. uhm