A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir. This confusing panel contains five Tsunamis having the following conversation: Tsunami 1: "What the fuck, why is there five of me?" Tsunami 2: "Wait, this could be good." Tsunami 3: "We can get so much done!" Tsunami 4: "Won't this be confusing?" Tsunami 5: "Naah, let's go fuck some bitches up!"
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir. Tsunami, Riptide, and a few other SeaWings are flying toward the island that hides the Summer Palace. Tsunami is saying, "This island looks like shit." Riptide is responding, "Screw you."
Honestly it's Starflight. Really only cows were ever mentioned as larger animals brought to the Dragonets in the caves, so he probably would have said cow turds.
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. Most of this panel is a close-up of Queen Battlewinner's mouth opened wide. Someone off panel is saying, "Oh shit! Your breath smells like... well, it smells like farts."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. Starflight and Fatespeaker are looking at a large map, and starflight is pointing at it and saying, "I could draw a way better map than this pile of donkey turds."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this panel, Starflight is flying through the rain looking fucking terrified as always, and there is a ghostly apparition of Sunny flying behind him. Starflight's head is turned away from her, and he's thinking, "Oh shit. Don't look at the ghost. Don't look at the ghost."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This scene features Clay with his neck and wings bound by metal clamps and chains, and Peril is behind him, looking into the distance and saying, "Just look at that complete clusterfuck!"
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom. This scene appears to be set in some kind of rocky cavern. Starflight is looking startled and saying, "Clay, what are you doing here?" Clay has an absolutely manic grin and is responding, "I've been swimming in fucking lava!"
There's a line in book 5 you're going to love.
FOESLAYER: Why the hell did you wake me up again?!
WINTER: Well I...
FOESLAYER: It's cold as balls in here, stab me!
WINTER: But I...
FOESLAYER: STAB ME RIGHT HERE!
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this scene, Mastermind is turning to look at Starflight and he's saying, "Starflight?" Starflight is wide-eyed and looks startled as hell. He's responding, "Oh fuck don't kill me!"
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this scene, Starflight is flying over lava, narrowly avoiding a blast of steam from the lava and shouting, "SHIIIIIIIT!!"
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This panel is filled by a ramshackle MudWong hut. There is a clattering sound coming from the inside, and someone is shouting, "GET off of me, you jackass!"
A photoshopped parent from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. This panel is entirely composed of Grandeur looking cranky and saying, "Sure, I'll do all of that just as soon as I stop being too old for this shit."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret. In this panel, Starflight is putting a dreamvisitor into his mouth, and thinking to himself, "This thing tastes like ass."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Blister and Kestrel are standing at the edge of a cliff with Blister's left foreleg laying across Kestrel's shoulders. They're both looking smug as shit, and Blister is saying, "Just look at us. We fucking rock."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Brightest Night. In this panel, Sunny is flying behind Thorn. Sunny is shouting, "Hey you, shitbiscuit!" Thorn is responding, "I've been called lots of things in my life, but that's the strangest and the best."
SCARLET: Now repeat after me. You're a shithead, mommy.
CLIFF: You a sithead, mommy!
CLIFF: Gramma, what it mean?
SCARLET: Oh don't you worry about that, dear. She will love it. It will be thrilling!
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Clay is just standing around with a neutral expression. Someone off-panel is saying, "The first hatched is always the biggest." Umber is doing some kind of mid-air flip behind Clay with a fucking manic expression. He is saying, "And you have the biggest ass ever!"
A depiction of a scene involving Kestrel the Skywing and Webs the Seawing. Kestrel has grabbed Webs by the snout and it squeezing it angrily, while Webs is apologetically holding a bag of fast food. Kestrel demands to know why Webs didn't get her a "Muck Rib", to which Webs defensively replies that it was out of season. Kestrel is unwilling to believe his excuse and does not release her grip.
Always be careful when you put Webs in charge of getting your takeout. #WingsOfFire #wof #dragon #wofKestrel #wofWebs
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom. In this panel, kinkajou is crouching down in an awkward position, trying to look mean, but looking absolutely goofy as hell instead. She is shouting, "RAWR!" Someone off-panel is responding, "Seriously? What the fuck, Kinkajou."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Brightest Night. In this panel, Sunny is looking up at Glory and saying, "Uh Glory, why are you cosplaying as a SandWing?" Glory, who is indeed in full-on SandWing colors, is responding, "Mind your own fucking business, that's why."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom. In this scene, Glory is smelling green vapors with a fucking disgusted look on her face. She is shouting, "Who farted?!"
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir. In this scene, Tsunami and Whirlpool are swimming at the surface of an underground lake, and Tsunami is swimming away, looking pissed as hell. Whirlpool is saying, "All knowledge can be found in the queen's writing." And Tsunami is responding, "You're a shitty fucking teacher, Whirlpool."
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Starflight is looking up at Clay. It's a shitty scan, and the part of the image with Starflight is blurry, as if he's shaking. Starflight is saying, "Do you have the scrolls?" And Clay is responding, "I don't have your fuckin' scrolls!"
Oh now there's a fun idea.
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. This panel is a fucking glorious landscape with a beautiful river running through a lush forest, with the SkyWing palace in the distant background. Kestrel and Peril are standing next to the river in the foreground, both looking across it. Peril is saying, "Was anything she told me true?" And Kestrel is responding, "Not a damned thing."
Deep Meaningful Conversations with Glory and Tsunami
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