Well, I'm just shocked that in an industry built on smoke, mirrors, and bullshit a band would resort to using inauthentic engagement to boost visibility.

This is helpful

There's a layer of solemnity here that really feels over the top for a hardware order.

The chorus hook in Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" is the same as the one in "Give It Up" by KC & The Sunshine Band.

There's like three whole songs packed into Head East's "Never Been Any Reason".

On one hand I give 'em credit for including wings as an "award-winning culinary option". But, on the other, it's a bit gruesome for a team named after a bird to promote this.

Don't tell me you're "really into Jazz" if you don't know who this is.

Lord give me the upper body strength of early '90s Eddie Vedder.

I saw a comment the other day that described Turnstile as the "Coldplay of hardcore" and, while not strictly true, that's pretty dang funny.

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This is like two eBay sellers fighting on Record Store Day.

Never seen it spelled this way

This was peak Egg Nog

Fire the intern.

These pants were advertised to me via text message and I feel like I'm being trolled.

Know what, kid? YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

These terms are acceptable.

Dear Entertainment Industry, stop trying to make Robyn happen in the States. It's never going to happen. I feel like I've mentioned this before.

Haven't cracked it open yet. Will advise.

I had to put it on my calendar and set multiple reminders. I got up at 7am today solely for this task. It was $8.00.

See ya next year

Algorithm on point

So did I

Heads up

You ever heard that joke about a guy who was making fun of another guy who happened to be named Terry? Well, Terry got really mad and killed the other guy and his cause of death was listed as "Dissin' Terry".

No one wants to work anymore.

When the band decides to change its name but still has a closet full of records with the old name.