Yeah he was so ~exotic~ with his face tats and long hair and ambiguous accent

From my front door to my flight gate in <20. Despite its challenges, living in DC really is such a luxury.

Fun Saturday!!

David Yurman !

Agree, I stopped watching after she was sent home

The Bluesky crash really silenced a lotta y’all yappers and I’m glad about it

Oh girl DC is flourishing rn. Bulges everywhere 🙏🏻

Don’t forget swing swing

a man in a plaid shirt is pointing at another man 's head ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is pointing at another man 's head

I think I wanna feel something else 🤤

I do this at brunch if someone tries sitting next to my bestie

Send me sum

Crisis averted

HOT

Bluesky is clearly drunk today

I hope TJ Maxx usurps looksmaxxing

“Looksmaxx your home with TJ Maxx” *woman spins while holding ottoman and lamp*

Which were you? 🕵🏻‍♂️

The reason the Pope’s words are such an affront to these “Christians” is because they desperately want to believe that they can start wars/murder people/tear families apart and God will still love them and forgive them and hear their prayers. FALSE, ASSHOLES!

This gay will not stop posting pictures of/from his new Tesla! Baby we are not impressed at your discounted fascismobile.

Likewise, mine was during grad school when I was young, spry, without knee injury, and had the time to work out for hours on end.

This is so real. I still compare myself to my body when I was 22yo, only ate 1200 calories and ran 9 miles a day. Not healthy!

It’s that time of year

If they can’t explain their poster in a way that is accessible to all audiences, they don’t deserve the award! Stay confused mama

Lazy eye, actually

Ashley is the WORST

Now I’m gonna have to watch this show

YEP

And properly roasted brussel sprouts