big supporter of sweet girls being mean when they have to be

our capacity for infinite kindness doesn't mean we can't assert limits and boundaries

Geez I wish I could just teleport myself to a Waffle House
Must be fuckin nice

90s kids will remember how Doom became the biggest videogame in the world by giving away the first episode for free and then saying "hey, pay us if you like, we'll send you more."

So, quick question: do the Israelites have any prior experience with what it means when a plague of insects is sent against a country? Is it a sign that country is doing something good?

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my youtube carousel is 60% "emergency meal plans" and "how to live out of a storage unit" despite me not searching for and not watching that content

Repaint that thing black and say Venom got into the Spider-Mobile.

“No Way Home” was so spoiler-locked that Hasbro couldn’t sell The Green Gobbler for a year and a half, but this time they can show off the 2-in-1 Super Chompin’ Spider-Tank before it’s even been in a trailer??

At age 11 I had a copy of Rocky Horror the videogame and I asked my parents to rent the movie so I could figure out how to win the game.

I did not figure out how to win the game.

His curse is that he DESPERATELY wants to be the backstage Undertaker, but at heart he's the backstage Hogan.

Valor vs Venom Scarlett.

This version of Scarlett will be my way to celebrate the 250th of the USA. I know I've got a loose one. Somewhere! #gijoe

Remember that time she seemed to be developing a relationship with the New Mutants' Cypher?

Thruster came with a note from Bandai warning the toy owners that the toy would distort over time and that you just kinda had to deal with that.

(This was brought to my attention by @dailygobots.bsky.social)

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capcom holding its hands apart and slowly increasing the gap to figure out how distant a relation needs to be for sex

Reminder that the REASON Dave quit Chappelle's Show was because he was filming some joke about racism and felt that a crewmember was laughing not at the joke, but at the racism it was meant to be mocking. Funny how he could recognize the harm he was doing right up until it didn't apply to him.

Denny’s ‘Masters of the Universe’ Menu Includes Ice Cream on Pancakes and Pop Rocks in Milkshakes In honor of the new Masters of the Universe movie, Denny’s is putting ice cream on pancakes for some reason.

Genuine congratulations to whoever at Denny’s was tasked with inventing foods that might plausibly exist in a bizarre fantasy realm where Jared Leto is a skeleton man and people ride tigers like horses cand came up with “mint ice cream on pancakes and Pop Rocks in milkshakes.”

It's not a team you get to leave so easy as that, Dave.

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

dragon-in-a-fez on tumblr: "keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it"

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Working on my words to show my respect for @williambwest.bsky.social but for now sending out a reminder of how you can support his family. They are very close to completing another donation goal. If you can’t donate please spread the word! Hoping everyone is doing ok. Hugs.

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Hasbro doesn't have room in the budget for things like "a small square of plastic"!

Your main job at my funeral will be to make sure my children are following my instructions and arranging G.I.Joes like the famous Terracotta Army in my crypt I have started to dig beneath the shed. Oh, I don’t know who’s shed it is. It’s not my yard. Your other job is figuring all of that out.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Carcharodon carchariass-kicking.

"Cornholing with dildos" is not at all like what Beavis and Butt-Head led us to believe.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Pain Monster!

"BOI! Smoke this."

Well, yes: he IS unattractive, and we HAVE all diagnosed him with mental health problems.

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is nakedly an excuse for the 30 Rock team to make jokes about whatever they want to at lightning speed, and I mean that as an unreserved recommendation. Second season, please!