look at my sister’s wilford brimley-ass cat, mf lecturing me about the diabeetus

i’ve heard both kyle and kill but i say we’re a big tent and we take all kinds

bringing folks together, incredible

absolutely

it’s fine, we don’t owe them logical consistency and i’m fine with being a hypocrite

real ankheads know

wonderful there is so much room for all of us turk

hell yeah, we out here

counterpoint: the jeff bagwell school of grim excellence is not how i want to spend my free time and i was a happier person when george springer was our dj

a spiky club tailed king, we love to see it

let’s go

where my ankylosaurus gang at

me for concussion? that’s unpossible

why is buddy choked halfway up that thing

honestly that last part is fairly relatable

thanks i hate it

we need to reject modern pitching mechanics and return to janky ass windups

jd vance was given two jobs this week and managed to take two Ls so big they’ll be recorded historically, not a great weekend for our large soft boy

get a little hibachi going, do some skewers, that’s livin’

hahaha holy shit that rules

HOUSTON MENTIONED meme

every 30 seconds on comms

kind of remarkable that after all that the one thing that didn’t work was communicating with the people who are just outside their windows

well that was fun let’s do this again next week

god’s one true time zone

prayers up to the space homies

i’m thankful that the science folks decided to time reentry with the start of the weekend, let’s all crack open a cold one and witness some lil miracles

drinking to minor threat is a nested act of rebellion

you’ve earned it, hope gorilla biscuits or whatever helps

of the ten largest stadiums in the entire world, eight are college football and none are soccer

omg omg omg the one where he nails vlade in the face