wow these puns are fcking phenomenal

watching how it’s made from the very beginning and yes as a matter of fact i HAVE wondered how a block of aluminum is transformed into super thin sheets

if anyone manages to get their hands on that burt’s bees pickle lip balm…my birthday is coming up

catching up on the john summit/charli xcx lore and

good god

Photo of a grey tuxedo tabby cat lying on top of the back of a leather recliner. The cat is stretching its forelegs out in a Superman type pose.

Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

my unfinished journalism degree might throw up from cackling so wildly

@ burners stop telling people they need to join a camp to fully enjoy it you fools

we’ve been to the moon like six times but i’m still fighting for my life to embed a slide deck into a word doc

spoiler alert: it will not be over for these hoes for a while and it’s not actually because of my prompting skills

once i learn to prompt copilot to create visualizations in less time than it would take me to do it myself it’s over for these hoes

good morning to rick steves only

a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and making a face . ALT: a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and making a face .

me scrolling through manicures on reddit like some guys scroll through feet

do cats have opinions about cheese? i think mine doesn’t like mozzarella

gonna end up working late tonight so i’m taking a nice relaxing break to start reading the exorcist

who wants to help me bully jill stein into starting another punk band and leaving the rest of us the fuck alone

i think my favorite relationship milestone is ruining their youtube algorithm with all my scam/cult/tiktok drama shows

what if i dyed my eyelashes purple

i’m tricking my partner into sending me flowers to celebrate that beautiful day :’)

idk i just think there should be a national holiday where a randomly selected citizen gets to throw a shoe or something at the president

kinda like turkey pardoning but more unifying for the nation

beautiful day to play another round of Is My Dad Just Calling To Catch Up Or Is Something Bad Happening

looking at the weather for love burn like

joni mitchell could write atw10mv but taylor swift could never write judgment of the moon and stars

yeah ai art is stealing from real artists and destroying the planet but also consider:

it looks fucking stupid.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked copilot” okay well i asked jerry horne and he was wrong as hell too

coping with harry styles ticket prices by buying a whole-ass new laptop instead

wait are we rly playing the fckin patriots again

it should be illegal to not be checking your phone compulsively when someone is coming to pick you up

i wanna say things would be better if everyone watched ds9 but in my heart i know some of y’all would turn out to be dukat apologists smh

The God Horus as a Falcon (Egypt, Late Period, Dynasty 26-30, 664-30 BCE) Seattle Art Museum, Seattle, Washington

The God Horus as a Falcon (Egypt, Late Period, Dynasty 26-30, 664-30 BCE)

Seattle Art Museum, Seattle, Washington