The 2014 Georgia RB room was better than the 2001 Miami one, let’s die on this hill together.

Two years prior, I made a lot of enemies telling anyone in Athens who’d listen that Keith Marshall was good, but Todd Gurley was the best HS RB I’d ever seen.

10 touches, 227 yards, and 3 TD against Buffalo later, I got a few apologies.

Happy belated to Bill and JordOn! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social #EDSBScharitybowl

Jeez we don’t even need the Nazi bird app. Or my scant contribution, but that’ll change.

I was lost at the name of the subject and the subject’s friend, the rest was somehow reasonable by comparison.

Everyone’s like “hell yeah Hornets, first playoff win since 2016!”

I’m like “do I need to board my windows in case Melo decides to jump a McLaren tonight”

Oh no @awscloud.bsky.social you’re not having technical difficulties with 20 seconds left in overtime

Immediate bump

Coby White has entered the “fuck you, pay me” zone

Hey ESPN, you can chill. I’m probably gonna watch the Super Bowl next year.

But if you’re so worried about it, maybe you should sell ads to other companies for money to cover the cost of feeling compelled to advertise the Super Bowl in April.

What’d I do

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I’m listening to the last single wing as I re-season the griddle for my Weber and all I can say is…get it right the first time. Blackstone forums are your friend. On round 2 of baking in some grease, last time I did 3 and the first fried rice encounter was hell to clean.

Pretty sure the best vertical I’ll ever hit was stepping over a log with a nice dusty rattler getting some sun— but I should clarify my previous statement: cottonmouths do not hide and also do not give a fuck, I’d like to see the stats adjusted for “cottonmouths being dicks”

Every danger noodle I’ve encountered in North Carolina was so well concealed that I can only read this infographic as “states as ranked by its venomous snakes’ camo drip”

When Mr. Trump joined the meeting, Mr. Ratcliffe briefed him on the assessment. The C.I.A. director used one word to describe the Israeli prime minister’s regime change scenarios: “farcical.” At that point, Mr. Rubio cut in. “In other words, it’s bullshit,” he said.

marco wanted to be president, and he ended up as an English-to-moron translator, a real Icarus story

My working theory that Cheeto Fuhrer would rather end the world than contemplate the world without himself sure seems to be hitting a crescendo.

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

But only if they want to @megrowler.fangraphs.com @benlindbergh.bsky.social

Charlotte drivers are very similar to Atlanta drivers, if Atlanta drivers when in torrential rain are Charlotte drivers 24/7.

And I’m not risking life or limb posting this, I’ve moved 0.8 miles in the past 20 minutes.

Got stuck in traffic on the way to the sticks (because Charlotte drivers are almost intentionally terrible) for a wedding rehearsal, my Spotify podcast feed was empty. But Hark! 2 1/2 hours of fullcast on my Patreon app. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

“Kangaroos are going extinct? Well let me tell you about a Joey that once thrived for a brief period of time. The year was 2026 and the Washington Nationals were”

Say what you will about the government systems in North Carolina, but their turn time on a new auto registration sticker would make Jimmy John's jealous.

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano

Watch out for the fault lines, buddy

Skeletor has range, didn’t really start laughing til I got to the gold jersey

Famously not the case, actually

If I told you Kennesaw St. was up 14-7 on Gonzaga with 10 minutes left in the first half, would we assume Gonzaga joined CUSA for football only or KSU joined the Pac-whatever?

The ads for Game of Thrones spinoffs and the FOX Cristonationalism shows sound the exact same if you’re not looking at the TV during ad breaks

The World Baseball Classic, Team USA, and the war problem On conduct unbecoming.

We hear “stick to sports” too much, but let’s be clear here: Team USA itself refused to stick to sports, eschewing representation of so much great American culture for, uh, Da Troops and nothing else.