#edging

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Tú no eres activista,
Solo sabes compartir.

Lock in taco boy.

The amount of money I just spent for 2 tickets to see fencing 🤺 at the 2028 Olympics. 😵‍💫 #2028Olympics #2028LosAngelesOlympics

If several strangers on the internet haven’t told you to KYS, are you even living?

It’s time to start schizo-maxxxing.

I’m convinced that most people are just semen demons.

I can’t believe it’s almost Halloween.

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t even touched your performative male matcha.

How old were you when you had your first butt baby?

So all French people are just a lil bisexual?

I’m half emo, and half Mexican.

Gay pop semen hunters.

Stop romanticizing people who are not showing up for you.

#feet

Why do feet taste like that?

I love paying taxes for wars no one wants. I’d rather have potholes and horrible infrastructure too.

Yeah I vape in my office, who’s going to stop me?

SYBAU with your colloquialisms, just say what you mean.

I want a lavender marriage with a femboy.

There’s a war going on? I’m more concerned about getting skinny.

Being past 40 and intentionally getting drunk to the point where you’re puking is wild behavior.

Doing a big cartoon gulp when he says “don’t cum yet”

How do we feel about gay men saying “I’m ovulating” instead of saying literally anything else?