Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.

Given that I have a *lawyer* arguing to me that it would be entirely constitutional to ban all social media entirely, I am quickly coming to the conclusion that anti-TikTokism is ruining more brains than TikTok itself.

it starts with banning apps and websites, then books, tv, video games. y'all thought this was a joke but it's not.

It’s important to be clear that TikTok could have stayed up through the inauguration. Joe Biden said he’d not enforce the law.

They made a choice to shut down and display a pro-Trump message. They weren’t forced to.

welp dry january is officially over

Them: “What do you do in your spare time?”

Me:

no offense but magic is real and time is fake

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

we’re so fucking back