girl help the looming spectre of death isn’t about loss of consciousness but the immutable loss of choice as decisions are made

i may not be able to describe how this feels. but i just saw this photo i took of my husband earlier tonight and this gets pretty close

i ever wanted. because i never wanted to live in los angeles or new york. but thinking about how close i got ten years ago makes me feel something that i can’t describe.

i just woke up from a dream where valentina and i were driving through the dirt roads past the green fields where i grew up. i told her about how i used to be on the cusp of cultural relevance but my own integrity and morality isolated me. i’ll never be able to decide if that was really something

God Is A Broken Slot Machine YouTube video by homonimm

idk what the hell im doing !!!!!

we laugh a TON i just want to celebrate that we are always laughing and also kissing

me and my lovely husband

tumblr user folkdances says debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

tumblr post which reads “ I lied put your clothes back on. I don’t know how to fucking I’m scared.”

someone selling an HDMI cable on fb marketplace for $5. the title of the ad is Homicide

i always think about how contrapoints said that the best doms were subs that take turns role playing as doms with one another.

they were dutch right? i’m not looking it up lmao

we all just forgot about it. well i didn’t forget.

bear force one

well thanks man

there’s some portishead in there too like we can dig

clean cat

me covered in mud holding my dirty border collie Ullr in front of our chicken coop

dirty dog

the demographic information scruff has should be available to the public

We’re on the escalator.

It’s a Ferris wheel babe.

Oh.

i literally don’t even know what i am capable of.

i’m a very nice man. for real. i’m nice. i like being nice. i like helping strangers and making them feel like there is good in the world.

but if you. god help me. cut in line.

Kurt Cobain made me gay

why did i read shiny???????

shiny beanies?

i’ll reluctantly agree even though i wish this was untrue

cute?????????????????????? very cute even???????????????

canned bits 💀

i cast a spell and the entire beef dip-attending population bursts into tears for one minute and fifteen seconds. it becomes the defining moment of the week. three couples end up getting married. the year after everyone makes jokes like “aww don’t cry.” they sell shirts that say CRYBEAR-BY.

i went out to a dance party last night one of those things where every guy is shirtless and i decided to just leave my clothes on and focus on my friends and on dancing. i actually had a great time.