You will definitely be able to be normal about it and not lose weeks of your life

Get pokopia next 😈

It runs like it’s gotta take a massive shit and is already crowning

You can just buy them at farm and fleet! They just sell them to anyone! you don’t even have to be a rancher!

Guys did you know it’s really fun to cattle prod someone? Like amazing really recommend

What a great day, went to work, got to use someone has a human table, got to turn someone else into a dog using plaster casts, got to stick needles in tiddies, just a beautiful day

More or less yea

Including her she has 5 people in her team

2 of them are worth negative 1 people because they require constant babysitting

So her team is effectively capable of working at the pace of a single person

I can’t believe it’s come to this, we’re out of members so I patched and programmed the desk and locked him out of as much of it as I could and we just gotta hope he can space monkey his way through what I taught him

they put bestie in charge of the Z Team and her entire week has been babysitting our most incompetent members

I mean so has my week but she has it worse

sitting a man who can barely understand the basics of patching cables, behind a 100k desk where any stray button push could fuck his entire day up

like giving an orangutan a loaded gun

and he has the gall to argue he should get the same day rate as the people who can program the desk

Bestie laying face down in her bed, arms at her sides, switch controllers in hand, chin on a pillow, switch propped against the headboard: am I weird?

Me: extremely

Bestie inventing new and elaborate ways to be lazy and sit on the couch playing pokopia

I took such a meme able pic of bestie but I can’t share it here for her privacy but we’re already photoshopping it in the group chat

Me freshly showered: hey can you help me lotion my back?

Bestie enters the room at Mach 3: blblblblglfshsla

Bestie comes home, she begins talking, she will not stop talking until I got sleep

like I know its not gonna go that way, but man is that really pedophile coded, and its a little weird and off-putting as a core concept

witch hat is good but I really hate the

oh no underage girl, your mom is gone, come live with me strange adult man and several other underage girls alone in my remote manor also I have the power to erase memories :D

me at the pharmacy: oh if my next refill isn't going to be allowed for another week don't refill anything now, ill just do it all then in one trip *leaves*

notification from my phone an hour later: your refill is ready

what about do not refill anything did you not fucking comprehend

That is what it feels like some days

There’s only 2 reasons I end up on your job:

There was no cluster to unfuck that week

Or

You are the cluster fuck

PM: so we fucked this up pretty bad last year

Me: I can imagine, they only send me when things are too critical to fail

Blonde that comes from a bottle

Lotta bottle blondes at this sales thing

The problem with having a backpack full of specialized diagnostic and calibration tools, is that every time someone gets into trouble they call you

Bestie is stuck at work babysitting incompetent men and I’m waking up from a couch nap and ordering takeout

My how the tables have turned

Thank you couch nap you’re the unsung hero in my life

that's gonna be the business model its the only business model VCs understand

I hate this timeline

calling it now, the goal is to get just enough of the population to get addicted to AI they stop thinking all together and they rely entirely on it, and then just sell then a subscription to it with ads between prompts