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Posts by Alan Evil

Is he dead yet?

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We could've saved easily $100 billion dollars and thousands of lives if the name of JCPOA had been changed to The Trump Solution when he took office. It would have been that simple because he's that simple.

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Dog Walk Update 4/21/3026 Happy Tuesday!
Dog Walk Update 4/21/3026 Happy Tuesday! YouTube video by Alan Evil

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Is he dead yet?

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With some mozzarella and parmesan sprinkled on top...

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Lemme get this straight…

I bought things from overseas.

I had to pay tariffs directly to companies like DHL before my items were delivered.

And they get the refund, not me?

Ridiculous.

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Posting A.I. slop?

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Dog Walk Update 4/20/2026 Happy Monday, Happy 420!
Dog Walk Update 4/20/2026 Happy Monday, Happy 420! YouTube video by Alan Evil

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Finally met someone on a dating app I thought I had a real connection with and she just told me she doesn't have the time. I give up.

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He's going to lose.

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Ranked choice all the way.

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No. The answer is no.

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I was cured of that with having kittens in the house. Now all toilet seats are closed all the way when not being used.

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Also guns.

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Dog Walk Update 4/19/2026 What a Pretty Day!
Dog Walk Update 4/19/2026 What a Pretty Day! YouTube video by Alan Evil

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6 days after Trump made 13 celebratory posts in a hour claiming that Iran surrendered to all his demands and the war is over, he’s back threatening to blow up power plants and bridges.

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If Trump dies or is removed from office... the global economy could possibly crash!

People will party so hard and for so long that essential jobs will not get done!

It’s a serious concern!

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Is he dead yet?

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Same for high speed rail

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We Deserve Better Than This….

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Is he dead yet?

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Dog Walk Update 4/17 2026 Happy Friday! Rain all day tomorrow.
Dog Walk Update 4/17 2026 Happy Friday! Rain all day tomorrow. YouTube video by Alan Evil

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Why did you switch out the lard? That stuffs great.

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Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

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"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought

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Is he dead yet?

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This is the stupidest and worst of all possible timelines.

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The best brownies are the ones my mom makes. I'm pretty sure she uses a mix but I can rarely get a cake mix that perfect.
Second best brownies are free ones someone just gives you.
Third best are weed brownies unless you really want to get high and then they're the best. Nothing is firm.

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I would say “WTF is going on?” but it’s a question that seems to have lost all meaning in the modern age.

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