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Incidentally, the original story for this plot was published in an old pulp magazine. No mention of radar, atomic power, or Air Force personnel.

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Make time with the sister whose brother died a horrible death. Why didn't I consider that for my dating strategy?

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Good news: The flying brains are dying.
Bad news: Blowing up the reactor control room triggered a meltdown.

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New from Smuckers; crawling brains

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Professor: Hey, you brains! Get off my lawn!

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He died as he lived. Short on brains.

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They Saved Gumby's Brain.

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He saved time by wearing a body bag to work.

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Of course, they could retreat to a part of the house that's easer to defend

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Professor: I had to wear a brace after giving my brain a hernia.

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Professor: I learned to project my thoughts without hurting myself.
Dirty old wanker.

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Rod's smashed? Who let him bring liquor to work?

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Professor: It's a terrible story...I call it Starfleet Acadmey.

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Major: I need the kiss of life... from her only.

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Does he have pin-ups of his Mom on the wall?

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Great idea, Major. The candle will burn up the oxygen faster.

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The Major wore his tap shoes for the occasion.

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The Major brings out his jacket made from skinned teddy bears.

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They look to the Skipper for answers.

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Townspeople who talk with a British accent. A Constable who fakes a New Jersey accent.

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Professor: Forgive me if I don't rise. My wife forgave me for that early in our marriage.

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Walgate: Pardon me while I light my crack pipe.

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Major: What came in on the teletype, Sergeant?
Sergeant: Click.. Click... Click... Click...

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Wait. You forgot to liquor up.

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Not just a mental vampire. But a falling down drunk mental vampire.

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The Mayor is trying to remember if he has a wife.

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On the contrary, the Major usually does a great deal of damage by noon.

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Barbara: No excitement.
That describes the Major perfectly.

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Lady: Make yourself at home, Major.
Cummins: In that case, take off your towel.

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Anything extraordinary? Well, the citizens of this Canadian town have British accents.

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