HAHA honestly I feel like the @ is part of my identity now. There’s no other @ I would want

Not Doctor fucking Oz

I love how she’s saying this like people don’t always go and like you found this mysterious apartment 😂

maybe you should have stayed over on X

The funniest part about this whole thing is that no one called Twitter X 😂

Is it still called tweeting?

Heard 3L0N is getting probed lmk if that’s true pls

Like, I have Gaga follows, haus follows, hit tweets…imma be over here but I gotta put that in a time capsule or something

The way I can’t deactivate my twitter accounts because I’m emotionally attached to everything I have posted over the course of 15 years

after a surprising turn of events, here I am