Scooby Doo can’t meaningfully consent. He’d do anything for a Scooby Snack and that’s clearly coercion

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

pop a viagra and i’m like yup #heisrisen

hit the pen and now my brain keeps saying “it’s cause you’re always on that damn marmalade” on loop and it won’t stop

Great. So now people are cutting out pictures of my head and gluing it to an ant body. I'm not even an ant or similar to an ant.

TOOTHPASTE BOY saves us FROM 9/11

Can i have some Mold on my Sandwitch ? 😊 No worries if Not i Love you the same

I'm sorry ACAB Batman, I didn't realise Goomy had shooters, in truth I love the goopy boy

There may not be a single redeemable soul in the entire western Vocaloid community

Symptoms go away after years of therapy and I'm still like "Obviously it was all just one long psychosis then." And the problem is I have schizoaffective so this is technically not outside the realm of possibility.

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1,000,000,000 OYSTERS TO FEED COMRADE MAMDANI'S NONBINARY NEW YORK HYPERCOMMUNE

Thread of quotes I like (Bluesky edition)

Mimi and Poppy :) Poppy is the other name I was considering for Mimi so it felt appropriate

Two of them...

Being advertised weed on Tiktok Shop

I switched from testosterone gel to testosterone shots and it's actually so much better. Injections are so much easier than I anticipated and I only have to apply it once every other week? This is fucking awesome.

Going to be 24... What's next, 25?

Once again faced with the mortifying ordeal of time passing too fast (my birthday is already coming up again)

Your art is amazing as always but the CHARACTER DESIGN? Dude it's so fucking good

Art showing two different outfits for a Pathfinder 1e NPC named Karim. Karim has light olive skin, black hair, and snakebite piercings. The first outfit is his "pre-nobility" clothing. Simple, low-saturation clothes that are a bit too large for him. The second outfit is his "I just married into Imperial Nobility" clothing. The saturation and intricacy of the clothing is much higher, with more imperial design elements. He did lose his headscarf in the noble outfit, but that's not a cultural thing. He just isn't travelling as much to need it.

Art showing two Pathfinder 1e characters, Karim and Seòras. Karim has light olive skin and black hair; Seòras has dark, golden-brown skin, blond hair, and glowing amber eyes + a halo. Karim is wearing his new Imperial Army armor. It has lamellar on the sleeves and shins, he's wearing white pants and shirt, and his surcoat is crimson with gold trim + motifs. Seòras is wearing similar armor. His has a gorget, spaulders, and lamellar tassets and vambraces. He wears no armor on his lower legs. His sleeves are the same crimson as his surcoat. He's also wearing riding boots with gold soles.

Addicted to drawing outfits right now. 😔

But! Congrats to Karim for marrying the Imperator's son and not only getting a Major Economic Boost but also converting and joining the Empire's military because you wanted to protect your boyfriend (who's also now the messiah).

#art #oc #dndart #pathfinder

On God, I'm gonna start working out so I can have a nice chest

Hit the point of top surgery recovery where I don't have to wear my surgical binder anymore (I still should most of the time for the next 6 weeks though) so I've been taking it off after work and it's so freeing, but also strange. I'm still not used to having a flat chest

lil painting for August rewards 🪟

I also got a new job that's hard work but pays so much better than any job I've ever had before :) And my coworkers and managers are all awesome

I know I've been posting about this fucking everywhere I'm just so excited!

Got top surgery yesterday >:)

The great thing about working outdoors and standing in the same spot every day is you start to recognize the critters in the area. There's a crane fly that flies around, and recently there's been a hoverfly that likes to inspect me. Also some ducks I see in the morning. It's awesome

Honestly this is the type of idgaf energy I strive for. Goals

My bus driver just stopped at a stop, got out of the bus, and started doing pushups on a nearby bench