they're even making advanced weaponry to free the masses from the horrifying burden of life. such ingratitude for these gifts

Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman btw teachers put this up in the classroom to indicate they want half the country dead Image Quote Square profile picture reason @reason · Apr 15 "Hate Has No Home Here," read the classroom poster. The school board said it had to go. Now, the teacher who put up the poster is suing. https://reason.com/2026/04/15/anti-hate-poster-has-no-home-in-ohio-classroom-says-school-district/?utm_campaign=reason_brand&utm_content=&utm_medium=social_reason_non_paid&utm_source=twitter&utm_term=

This is why I've taken to calling them fright-wingers. I don't know how some of these right-wing guys can leave their houses without an armored car, body armor & 3 firearms for fear that their shadows might take them out.

there's a [REDACTED] in your hand and it's pointed at your [REDACTED]

admit it: America is being torn apart by the left/right wing divide between fans of Picard vs. Kirk

replace "show" with "government" and "fan" with "member of Congress" here and I feel you've unlocked a key insight into the last thirty years

can't help but notice how much of this also applies for the vast majority of office-holding Democrats

Whenever I foray into comic spaces on Instagram or TikTok I’m met with the shockingly common belief that Batman is a real guy who is abusing his ethnically Romani sons

split right down the middle between "Whitaker needs to nut up and get out of there" and "Whitaker needs to nut up and marry that girl"

they need to get this artist a second skin tone marker

this was impossible befor Technology

for a second I thought you meant either Dieter Meier and/or Boris Blank

Unobserved Flying Object

Truck-Kun, shaped like a friend

the little FACE

more likely to be authentic than a drivers' license

paging number-one mets fan @pfrazee.com

Constantly reminded of this Ted Chiang passage on capitalism, technology and progress from the New Yorker whenever I see the tech “elite” snowflaking about criticism.

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

glasses-welt-on-the-nose-that-makes-us-look-like-we're-recovering-from-a-broken-nose-like-Elliott-Gould-in-The-Long-Goodbye-gang rise up

"but Mastodon is full of mindless, reflexive scolds—" exactly! y'all would fit right in!

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I could never settle for the next-best thing

"what about the car whose job is to drive around and hit people, sending them into their own personal isekai" is the kind of pairing of high-concept with execution you can *only* get by following @writnelson.bsky.social

A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

Bring it on!

Debt: The First 5,000 Years - Wikipedia

it's good opposite-of-work, if you can get it

this could describe virtually any conflict in modern politics

"they told me I SHOULDN'T eat roadkill"

you have to study up to work for Big Plagiarism, you won't just get in by copying someone else's homework

guidance counselor asking kids if they've considered studying up to go into the thriving Plagiarism industry

nobody told me will.i.am had a dog

did I mention the "dying late capitalist empire" thing

imagine McDonald's publishing a list of who eats the most McDonald's, and companies looking at the ones at the top of the list as their most consequently valuable hiring prospects