Takeaway from mania day 1...didn't hate it, I felt it had *enough* of a mania aura about it to feel like a spectacle BUT literally nothing interesting happened in the ring

Ok I'm bored now

Fed wrestling style is so sluggish

Not the toolbox 🧰!! Not the Slim Jim sponsored table

Still a weird angle though about this vigilante/career Crim face off

Actually really like both Jacob Fatu and Drew

Ooh unsanctioned match coming up... Drew with his Masters in Criminology

Ok that was a ridiculous spot for a newb, that was kinda fun. Also they've done a good job of making the stadium look any way busy

That was it?? Huh??

This is the only time the Usos are wrestling this weekend...what a waste

Never heard of this Ishowspeed kid since yesterday, urgh hate Logan Paul

Live blogging Wrestlemania as a certified Fed hater

Very @bedwyrwilliams.bsky.social coded

Hippy outdoorsy couple drinking Purdeys and eating nori sheets on the train, having a whispered conversation between each other

What's the track? 🎵🎶🎧

YES

Logged onto Bluesky app to mention I misread "no guts no glory" as "no *girth* no glory" earlier

Line up wifey number 3 before you jump ship 👌🏻

Living in a simulation moment...literally everyone I walked past in Sainsbos knowing ALL the words to Robbie Williams "Millennium" even the filler bits (!?)

There's a guy in the gym who very noticeably itches his dick every few seconds, so much so, my nickname for him is "Leeds United itchy dick"

On a work call and someone has spent the last 10 minutes explaining rewarding people with vouchers at work as though this is a revolutionary concept

So Australia gets to be both in Eurovision and Physical Asia...idk kinda seems unfair

It's crazy when you see someone in London doing "that style thing"

Wish London was more like Coruscant

So tired, misread someone's name as "Girth Vapier"

"7 years since we took the plunge and left the UK with just a backpack*... Here's to our next adventure"

*Also with an EU passport, rich parents, a grandparent that has a vacant flat on the Côte d'Azur, a job lined up with someone you used to work with

And here's me posting stuff like this whilst decrying the pomposity of bsky

Move on, simply a display of Caroline crypto-catholicism

Disappointed the bears 🐻 weren't horny for Platner, totenkopf and all... You're losing your vastly inappropriate thirsty touch lads

Whewww that's Bad cover up Graham mate