Yo where is my money? I can’t seems to find them 🫠

You know what? If this is real I won’t even be surprised honestly lol

Me and my gf just got vacced today, she’s autistic while I am not. Therefore 1 in 2 people or 50% chance that the vaccine will cause autism.

Source? Do you want to to post a formula on how this’s being calculated?

Have this installed on my phone, just in case I need to kill some time on the go

“Wellllll shit”

When mf told you he’s right around the corner, and an hour and a half later he’s still no where to be seen

Why there is a fking screw inside my rear right tyre 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

🐧 family welcomes you

Finally got one of my wisdom teeth yeeted out. One down one more to go next month

Wrong. Toblerone made it

Spinning spinning spinning

Yeap. It’s me the “ahhh actually guy”. To be fair honestly I rarely act like that but when people(coworkers) have to talk about “because of DEI this because of DEI that, because trans this trans that” right in front of me I gotta step in. Welp guess no more 15% raise next year

It’s my birthday and what did I do to celebrate? Sleep and sim race

My gf missed her HRT meds just once, it took her a good half of the day to recover her mood

Terrific work!

NSFW rant

It’s mating season, looking forward to impress some throat and asses

It’s late, but I want pizza

Or without the crazy people who try to end your subscription to life just because they can or believe in different a god or none

Naming things is hard, especially naming a variable, especially in a language without lexical scope

It’s been a while since I did that to a cute boy

Pretty sure this is not a right career move but I have voiced my strong opinion against my company’s greed and fk over our customers. But what do I know I am just a coding monkey

NSFW take

Chubby mummy milky is on par with sexy femboy

You can try to change my mind or try to introduce me to a new kink

I am looking at this and feeling just a tinny little bit sad. But I would be happier if I could replaced all those onions with pineapples. Pineapple beef pizza do be good ngl

9 hours for car diagnosing with my mates, finally, it’s fucking water pump drawing too much current 🙃

Forcing anyone one to do something unwillingly will yield a bad outcome. I don’t think that’s a path that the baby would want to have. My mother work for the foster care system and I have heard countless stories of abusive parents who never wanted to have kids but they are forced to carry out one

No body is choosing to be raped, it just happened to those who are unfortunate enough, why punish them for a mistake that someone else made upon them? Also accidental impregnation happens, why punish the baby by forcing their parent to take care them when we all know they are not willing to do so?

Right I see were are you coming from in terms of math-wise. But we live in a real world where real consequences and suffering happen. If a person who choose to abort their baby because of financial struggles or they don’t have the mental capacity to raise a baby. Real world won, maths lost

Great idea. Let’s start coding guys

It looks really great, wut u talking about 💯