A grainy dark-grey photo of potions phials with cork stoppers: ADVERSE EVENTS written across the top, with tags from the podfic written below: Draco Malfoy whining, Explicit Sexual Content, love confessions, Angst with a happy ending, Unspeakables Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. In the bottom left: 1 hr audio/9k words

A story of our two dummies being simultaneously intelligent and dense, and hot to boot!:

archiveofourown.org/chapters/201...

A soft-focus photo of a warm fireplace with a whisky decanter in the foreground. In glowing warm-gold cursive: Adverse Events is in the center left of the photo. In the top left: Written by SultryNuns; in the bottom right: Narrated by saltyorange

Ahem, Vela here! This may or not be a surprise for our very own @sultrynuns.bsky.social she’s either going to strangle me or choke me affectionately, either way throat stuff is happening, I’m sure. It’s been an absolute blast being manic gremlins with her and @lemondwedgie.bsky.social this year.

#dramione #podfic
Link here:
archiveofourown.org/works/73903491

A photo of Shrewsbury Prison (a large brick building) against a light blue backdrop. A bright blue tour bus is angled across the bottom of the photo, cutting into the blue background. "Chaperoned" is angled along the roof of the prison in large graphic font, bright blue. In bright pink text with neon effect: "Written by: Molivier" is across the top right, "Narrated by: SultryNuns" is on the bottom left.

A photo of a blue iPod on a light blue backdrop, with "Chaperoned" and "teen" written above it. The screen of the iPod reads: Playlists, 2YL - The Front Bottoms, Flashlight - The Front Bott, Twin Sized Mattress - The Overlaid on the image of the iPod are the following tags for the fic: DILF Draco, Pining Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger Needs a Hug, Good Parent Draco Malfoy, Fluff and Humor, A Dash of Angst.

Field trip! Everyone hop on,
@molivierposts.bsky.social and DILF Draco are taking us, and recently divorced Hermione, for a ride— wait, wait, not that kind of ride, scrub your filthy mind! This isn’t just an audio smut channel!! I scream as they drag me away to post this T rated DILF Draco delight

A black background with a cropped photo of a male figure, shirtless, his shoulder covered in black-gray tentacles. White text overlaid reads: (dramione) WAKGIDNL Explicit. There are arrows pointing at the photo of the man, connecting fic tags to the photo that read: Historical (Regency?) AU, Kraken Draco, Outdoor Sex, Primal Play, Tentacles

An image of a thick black tentacle with gray suckers with text overlaid that reads "What a Kraken Grasps It Does Not Lose" and in the bottom left corner "Witten by: ThornedHuntress," in the bottom right Narrated by: lemonwedgiee."

To trick *and* treat our Halloweenies Hangovers, we’re wrapping up Halloweenies with a *gripping* tentacle-filled tale: What A Kraken Grasps It Does Not Lose by ThornedHuntress

~7k words/ 1 hour

archiveofourown.org/works/73243046

#nsfw #dramione #podfic

A photo of a lighthouse on a cliff at night with a sky full of stars. The text at the top reads "There Is a Light" and in the center left "Written by: achromatics", bottom right "Narrated by: SaltyOrange".

A grey-blue washed out/faded photo of scales under water. Black text at the top reads: dramione, There Is a Light, explicit. Beneath that in bold, following the direction of the scales, fic tags are written: Teratophilia, Touch-Starved Draco Malfoy, Caretaking Draco Malfoy, Lighthouse Keeper Draco Malfoy, Sea Serpent Hermione, Smut, Curse, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Memory Issues, Angst, Pining, Minor Character Death

Hello hello, it’s the final day of Halloweenies! Follow the light and you might unravel the mystery woven by achromatics
~18k words / 1.5 hours

archiveofourown.org/works/73353541

#nsfw #dramione #podfic

A zoomed in photo of a whiskey glass with a generous pour; a beam of sunlight hitting the glass. Above the rim, title text reads "Honey Sweet"; text along the left-hand side reads "Narrated by: SultryNuns & lemonwedgiee", below the glass text reads "Written by: malfoyesque."

A faded photo of an old wardrobe at night. The shadows are blue and theirs a faint slant of light across it. Text overlaid at the top of the photo reads: dramione, Honey Sweet, explicit. Over the wardrobe itself, a list of fic tags reads: Stalking, Somnophilia, Rape/Non-con Elements, Breeding, References to Drugs, Love Potion/Spell, Creepy, Home Invasion.

And for day 4 of Halloweenies: we’re parched, come have a drink with us and @malfoyesque.bsky.social — side effects include debauchery and overall degenerate-ism

archiveofourown.org/works/73299681

#nsfw #dramione #podfic

#nsfw #podfic #dramione

Image is a photo of a man from the shoulders down, wearing a three-piece suit without the jacket, in black and white. There is a light splatter over him that looks like blood. Text overlaid reads "Drink You Up" in hot pink/neon font and in the bottom left corner "Written by: Bremonster", beneath that "Narrated by: lemonwedgiee."

Blurry, dark photo of an open mouth with red smeared over the lips and fingers pressed against the corner and center of the bottom lip. Text overlaid at the top reads: DRINK YOU UP (dramione). Scattered across the image: Psycho Simp, Vampire Draco, Blood Drinking, Blood and Smut, Non-Con Elements, Possessive Draco Malfoy.

Knock, knock… for day 3 of Halloweenies we had a slutty, ravenous vampire at your door, courtesy of bremonster

archiveofourown.org/works/73244126

An image of a thatched cottage in green countryside; smoke is coming out of its chimney. Text overlaid reads "HEARTHFIRE" in warm gold font, and in the bottom left corner "Narrated by: SaltyOrange", In the top right, Witten by: baitswitch."

A dark orange and cream flannel background with a bulleted list that reads: explicit, samhain ritual, Draco in flannel, soft dom Draco, bluestack mountains, cozy cottagecore

Let’s get cozy by the fire with @baitswitch.bsky.social! Draco in flannel… in the Irish countryside… on Samhain… softly *commanding*

archiveofourown.org/works/73178836

#nsfw #dramione #podfic

dark opalescent snake scales and a black background with dripping effect text that reads "double dipping" and smaller font in the bottom left: Written by: quicknotesquim; in the upper right hand, positioned vertically: Narrated by: SultryNuns

darker blue-green edit of a photo of beakers and bottles with grey text overlaid that reads: (dramione), double dipping, explicit, Snake Hybrid Draco Malfoy, Draco has two dicks, Double Penetration, Blow Jobs, Squirting & Vaginal Ejaculation, Draco Malfoy Whimpers

ssssurprise! Starting off BOLD with dual-dick Draco 🐍 🐍, by the lovely quicknotesquim (and asking the question, how many snake hiss effects is TOO many???) ~7k words / 45 minutes
#dramione #podfic #NSFW
Seriously: Do Not Listen at Work

archiveofourown.org/works/73154741

a hand-drawn style graphic of a grey heart with the words "Pillow Talk Podfics" overlaid with HALLOWEENIES in a deep purple on top.. "Pillow" and "Podfics" are in gray thin cursive and "TALK" is all caps script in a desaturated periwinkle shade. The T is wearing a witch's hat that is black with a purple belt. The background is a very pale lavender, with a cartoon cobweb in the upper right corner of the square.

Do you hear that? Something wicked this way *comes* -- a ssssserpentine surprissseee 🐍 launches tomorrow, along with our first ever holiday collection: A very smutty #dramione Halloween! 😈

a hand-drawn style graphic of a lavender heart with the words "Pillow Talk Podfics" overlaid. "Pillow" and "Podfics" are in black thin cursive and "TALK" is all caps script in a brighter periwinkle shade. The background is a very pale lavender.

Coming soon to head phones and AO3 and anywhere you'll have us, really! A collective (unhinged) effort between @cmvela.bsky.social @lemondwedgie.bsky.social and @sultrynuns.bsky.social powered by honey & green tea and a rabid love of voicenotes ft our favorite bits of Hot Fictional Man dialogue