I knew it as soon as I saw, "It's not just the Father and the Son. It's the Holy Spirit."

They should make a Bluesky that works

“You like who we tell you to like, and you will stomach what we tell you to stomach. And if the country slips into fascism, it’s the fault of the people with the least power.”

DB Cooper was made up by the flight crew who split the money

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

First reported by Beth LeBlanc of @detroitnews.com,

U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for U.S. Senate, was loudly and prolongedly booed at the Michigan Democratic Party convention.

Robert F Kennedy Jr Cut Penis off Raccoon

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Congratulations to Natalie Portman and her Minions villain ass husband

Steve Bannon wearing pants that got nothin to do with piss

Steve Bannon modeling the spring collection from Calico Cut Pants

I think part of the reason the Pope thing is hitting so much is that modern life is so devoid of *any* morality, any system of right and wrong that is not completely hollow and fraudulent, which hits as halfway sensible and opposed to Trump and those like him, feels absolutely revolutionary

Me: One oreo blizzard, please
DQ AI: You should kill yourself

Reminder that there is empirical research to prove the “when the person speaking was 12” point. It’s called Reminiscence Bump and it’s literally from ages 12-14. psycnet.apa.org/record/2017-...

If you think your day is going poorly I just saw a reply on this website where a guy was trying to argue about the evils of Castro before accidentally linking to a kardashian sex tape because some people very clearly masturbate while arguing online

Zendaya fights Meechee

Zendaya fights Meechee

Me: I’d like a little pick me up sweet treat maybe with some caramel
Starbucks AI: You should kill yourself

nytimes Lauren Sánchez Bezos Won't Apologize for Getting Conjunctivitis from Touching a Dog's Anus

Great read, highly recommend.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

AI slop picture Trump posted of himself as Jesus doing magic on a guy in a hospital bed

It's time for a Jesus who kills people with magic

Do you still want to be asking "does anyone know what to do" in the decades that follow, or is this your best opportunity to take risks for a long, long time?

*to the tune of sweet caroline*
Pope's weak on crime
Ba ba baaaaa

Just heard an 11 year old in a nerf battle say “I Charlie Kirk’d him!”

Integrity, you’re on mute

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

This is what being alive in 2026 should feel like all the time

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