announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

Instant follow, ready for moths

Time is a flat circle

I kept thinking "Well I guess the one good thing we got from Covid was mRNA technology" and now we're not being allowed that

Oh boy I don’t even want to know

Haven’t seen any gubernatorial material about anyone on any media I consume (local papers, physical advertisements)

We’re probably not going to vote for any republicans in the primary regardless

It’s good to hear that’s happening. I’m just out and about in San Francisco and not seeing or hearing anything from any candidates, but maybe we’re not a priority right now

Fuck yeah let’s put a pitch together

Harmless stunt that will get earned media that includes photos of your name is the way to go imo

Ok this produced a real irl sensible chuckle

I truly believe he won because people recognized his name

I am making this face 😬 with my entire body

I will however make you rent a blimp

Nothing and that’s the problem

I mean now’s the chance but they need to consolidate by May

Hire butt praxis to run your campaign I have a job that I won’t quit but I will still do a better job than whoever you got

At this point swalwell would probably be the front runner because the most people have seen his name before like that really is the ecosystem here. Buy some fucking billboards you cowards. Do media buys!

Glad to hear someone’s moving on it but they need to get down to two dem candidates soon because the primary is too crowded and the republicans will win it at this rate

No because I have not seen any ads for him lmao

Literally the only reason I remembered there’s a gubernatorial primary is because swalwell is a rapist and I’m a high-information voter

Free advice: literally just plaster your name on every surface that stays still long enough for some wheatpaste. Elections are pure name recognition because we live in hell, and there’s no question that cable news is being inundated with ads for the gop candidates

It is kind of wild that California is in danger of ending up with a republican governor because Tom Steyer has no idea how to run a campaign

There is a certain, defined point of wealth at which due to compound interest it becomes basically mathematically impossible to actually lose money.

Mackenzie Scott is proof that this amount of wealth is far below $38 billion.

Elon is worth $811 billion, 21x more. Bezos, $257 billion, ~7x more

Beautiful human submarines 🥲

Genuinely I think the last time they were this mad was before I was born and it was at Madonna

It’s like Easter Sunday again but instead of pastel AI generated crosses and bunnies it’s just angry yelling

My tia chat of old Catholic ladies who were already fairly sure the current regime is run by the antichrist is popping OFF today

I read almost exclusively Henry James and no one on public transit needs to know this